April 23, 2019

The Summer is coming. Shit.


Oh i hate it. The heat. The mugginess. The general lack of air. The lying in bed trying not to evaporate. Us paddies are a cold people. We're built for winter. We aren't designed for the sun. We thrive in the shitty weather. We took over the world despite our climate. Anything over 20+ turns us sluggish. Over 25 and we start to moan. Near 30 and we....well we start to die. We're fair skinned. We burn fast. The sun gives you cancer yet people willingly sit out in it. Crazy. Gimme a lovely crisp day. Chilly, blue skies, the kind of day that motivates you to move. Perfection.


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