Anyone else's attention span gone to fuck lately? Finding it hard to concentrate on anything without checking your phone 400 times an hour? Welcome to the 2021 club.
You'll hate it here.
Films are out the window or only to be watched in bite sized chunks thus negating the idea of a film.
New films? Not a hope. Only 80's stuff like Short Circuit and Police Academy will work. For some reason Steve Guttenberg is easily digestible.
Books?? Ha! I've been reading the same Lonely planet guide to Barcelona for a month now and all it's doing is making me feel blue about the fact that holidays are a no-no for the next age.
TV shows. Only American ones are allowed and then only 30 minute ones because minus their ad breaks they are really only 22 minutes long. Also, only shows you've seen before because new tv requires too much brain power. Just go for something with a laughtrack.
Games? Hmmmm. Stick to sandbox type games full of repetitive tasks. Any other way is the way to madness. And nothing post apocalyptic. That's just way too topical these days.
The news. Hahaha. Don't be so fucking stupid. Why would you do that to yourself? Do not watch the news. Do what the rest of us do. Get it from second hand sources on social media. Devour it. Take in so much of it that it's playing on your mind constantly and you can't concentra..........
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