Gettin' jiggy with it

Will Smith's an awful dopey cunt though. Jesus what was he playing at? We all loved him in the 90's. He had the world at his feet. That person you should hate because he's so good at everything but you just can't because he seems like so much fun. Then Wild Wild West happened and we were all supposed to despise it but *whispers* it was actually kinda ok if you just went with it and Ali came along and blew our socks off and made us realise the Fresh Prince was actually a contender and then Bad Boys II a few years later, that grand guignol slice of insanity that everyone loves but won't admit to it. Then the notions hit. Big Willy wanted an Oscar and churned out some awful bullshit trying to get his mitts one on ( Seven Pounds?? Remember that one?? No, I didn't think so) and then to admit insult to injury inflicted his son on us with After Earth. Then the comeback kind of started, Focus, a fun con artist flick, the football concussion one that gave us a bit of hope for him before he fell off a cliff again with Suicide Squad, Bright, Collateral Beauty (so so deeply bad) and Gemini Man. Four huge duds in a row but someone up there liked him and Bad Boys 3 hit and made us remember why we all loved him again. King Richard followed that and with it came a stunner of a performance, one guaranteed to get him that much coveted golden statutette.

Then he slapped Chris Rock in the face and his Oscar win meant nothing. I really hope it will turn out to have been a bit because if it isn't he's just pissed all over everything he achieved. The Fresh putz.