June 14, 2019
Comfort viewing
200+Channels on the TV.
Streaming platforms on the PS4 with hundreds of films and TV shows available at the touch of a button.
5 bookshelves full of films and TV shows on Blu-ray.
A 2 TB hard-drive containing at least a 1000 films and dozens of complete TV shows.
And here i am watching Friends on netflix.
Sometimes you just gotta go with comfort food for the eyes. I'm watching an episode i haven't seen in at least 20 years and it's pure nostalgia.
BTW, Ross is a twat.
June 13, 2019
A perfect pairing of Sound & Vision - The intro to Jackass 2
The intro to Jackass 2. Ennio Morricone's iconic Ecstasy of Gold. Lowbrow American cinema and spaghetti western gorgeousness clash in a moment that goes from the sublime to the ridiculous in record time. What a combination.
just as a pack of gobshites emerges from the smoke. Chased by a herd of steers. So it is a western!! Sort of. The music suddenly makes sense and it builds and builds and as it reaches it's crescendo violence splashes across the screen. But this time it isn't Blondie taking down Angel Eyes, it's Johnny Knoxville being stampeded through a window or Dave England taking a battering inside a wheelie bin. It's like seeing famous moments from The Cattle Queen Of Montana, City Slickers and Red River interspersed with a modern act circus act.
And it's gloriously entertaining.
Previous pairings
Game Of Thrones
Apocalypse Now
Blade
Big
Miller's Crossing
The Blues Brothers
Straight Outta Compton
The Princess Bride
American Honey
Snake In The Eagle's Shadow
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
The Untouchables
Airplane!
Dazed And Confused
Kickboxer
Grosse Point Blank
Mean Streets
Watership Down
Casablanca
Zodiac
Jackie Brown
The Good, The Bad And The Ugly
Deliverance
The Omen
Copland
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
The Mission
Before Sunset
Carlito's Way
A Knight's Tale
Platoon
Before Sunrise
Rushmore
An American Werewolf In London
Dazed And Confused
Boogie Nights
Raging Bull
Almost Famous
Once Upon A Time In The West
Goodfellas
June 12, 2019
Late Night
"You know everything about me.......and I don't even think about you." Yeesh. 12 words designed to cut someone down to size in seconds. A similar line slayed in Mad Men and it does the same here in Late Night. The reason it's so effective is the film leading up to that point has done a fine job in making us care about the people onscreen arguing. Any film that can do that is worth your time in my opinion.
Katherine Newbury (Emma Thompson, deadly as always) is an anachronism. An analog woman in a digital age (ugh). She's a late night talk show host who's living in the past. She hates the internet, she has no interest in modern celebrities and her show's ratings are suffering because of it. After a look around her all male, all white, writers room she wants a change. She wants a woman in the mix. In walks Molly Patel (Mindy Kaling), a woman who no writing experience who just happens to be in the right place at the right time. To say they are like oil and water is an understatement.
Late Night is all about the messages. It's a movie on a mission to pack as many of them in as possible. #Metoo, glass ceilings, ageism, affirmative action, tokenism, racism, sexism, mental health. It's a proper bonanza. It should feel smug and preachy but miraculously it doesn't. It has a lovely lightness of touch, a way of getting its points across without (mostly) ramming them down your throat and it's all down to a superb central pairing of Emma Thompson and Mindy Kaling. They're great together as two women battling against societal pressure seeking to keep them both down. Katherine as a 56 year old woman in a business dominated by younger men and Molly as a dark skinned woman in a room full of white faces. The fact that both are better at their jobs than the people around them makes them an instant threat.
This was directed by Nisha Ganatra, a gay woman of Indian descent who faced the same struggles as Molly does. It stars Emma Thompson, an actress in her 50's who's been facing ageism in Hollywood for decades now. And of course Mindy Kaling, another woman with a career mirroring the character she plays her. 3 woman who've all dealt with discrimination in it's many forms. Their combined experience gives the film a strong and very welcome bang of authenticity. Add in their comedic skills and you're on a winner.
There's a lot going on here though. At times maybe too much. The writer's room is packed full of faces you'll recognise from Veep, The Sopranos, Kingdom and Hannibal. The chaotic nature of the writing room is reproduced well but you never get a sense of how it works or the thinking behind it. It's in this maelstrom of testosterone where the film's deft touch disappears momentarily as it's all stuff we've seen done better before. The only standout in this part of the film is Reid Scott as a writer called Tom. He plays a part that goes against expectations and if you only know him as the arrogant bastard Dan from Veep you'll be surprised by him here. Dotted through the film are little moments like that too, scenes that zag when you expect them to zig. It's nice, it keeps you on your toes.
I liked Late Night. It's a commentary of the state of showbusiness (or any business) about the way that world works if you aren't the "right" colour or sex. An important POV combined with some genuinely funny comedy and a pair of first rate performances makes this a film definitely worth your time.
June 11, 2019
Papillon
In 1931 a French thief by the name of Henri Charrière (nicknamed Papillon because of the butterfly tattoo on his chest) was sent to jail for a murder he did not commit. He was sentenced to 10 years of hard labour in a penal colony in French Guiana but while there attempted to escape and on his recapture he found his jail sentence lengthened. The prison authorities were tough but the strength of the human spirit was far tougher. Papillon is his story. Again.
Remakes are tricky to get right. A carbon copy remake is virtually pointless. If you change too much you run the risk of alienating the inbuild audience comprised of fans of the original. To make a remake worthwhile it needs a bit of pep. The remake of Papillon has plenty of pep but it's missing the one thing that made the original sing. The chemistry between Steve McQueen and Dustin Hoffman. That thing that gave the original it's emotional heft. It's just not here at all.
I liked some of this though. Sort of. It does enough to earn it's right to exist. It's depiction of prison life in the 1930's is absolutely harrowing. A hell of abuse, neglect, disease, shit, piss, back breaking work, stabbings, paranoia, insomnia, degradation and if you're lucky, death. Prisoner rights didn't exist back then. It's all enough to put anyone on the straight and narrow. Henri is able for it though. He's the king of compartmentalisation. He only has one thing on his mind. Escape. He lives for it. He breathes for it. It's the only thing that gets him through his day. Charlie Hunnam is a fine lead. He's no Steve McQueen (Who is??) but he makes it work. The forced affectations that marred his early work seem to have disappeared and he seems more relaxed onscreen these day. His positivity in the part helps us through the movie too. Without his attitude this would be a far too suffocating and frustrating watch. Because it does get frustrating.
It's far too long. Like the original it breaks the 2 hour mark with ease and suffers because of it. There's long stretches where you'll feel almost as bored as Henri did as he struggled through years of solitary confinement. It's other issue is a bigger one. The friendship Henri makes to survive. A man called Vega (Rami Malek), a man with enough money on him to help Henri's escape attempts possible. Henri protects Vega for his money and they become buds over the years. It never feels once believable sadly. It's a friendship that's all take and no give. There's no chemistry between them and it's down to a horribly dull showing from Malek which is annoying because he's capable of much more. Everytime he appears onscreen you want Henri to just rob him and dump him. The whinging little melt.
This could have been a remake that improved on the original but a fatal casting flaw put the kibosh on it. Because of it it's a film you'll never hear mentioned in the same breath as the classics of the genre. It's more of a Lock Up than a Shawshank. At the time of it's release I was baffled as to why it never got any screenings in Irish cinemas. Now I understand why.
Dead Meat - The Irish film you need to see now.
Do you like Irish films? Of course you do. How could you not?? They've managed to perfect that blend of pathos and humour in a way that no one else can.
Do you like zombie films?? Do you enjoy the visceral thrill of gushing gore and crumbling decaying bone? The terror of that slow lumbering chase from an enemy that will never tire? The ultimate taboo of taking down what you once loved?
If you love both then, oh man, do I have a treat for you. A film that combines both.
Now I know what you're thinking. Ugh, another zombie film. G'way Ronan and don't be annoying me. But this has a hook, that something special and magical that the others don't.
What is it you say?
It's a zombie film....set....in.....Leitrim. LEITRIM.
Imagine it. Struggling over rusty farm gates as you run for your life. Avoiding mud and nettles are much as you avoid undead teeth. Taking refuge in farm houses full of pictures of Padre Pio and Pope John Paul the 2nd. Battling the minions of evil in the middle of an OPW castle with assistance from the biggest rednecks in Ireland.
No seriously. Come back.
Give it a go with some beer. It's a great way to spend 90 minutes. And you know what, it's not as bad as you think it's going to be either. It's atmospheric as hell, the camerawork is...err... kinda professional in places. Plus there's some decent crunch in here for the gorehounds.
June 09, 2019
A gloriously shitty summer
Hahaha. Summer 2019 is kicked.
I love it. I'm one of those miserable bastards.
This time last year it was 31 degrees celsius and we were all complaining it was too hot.
Today it was 15 degrees and everyone is complaining it's too cold.
Have these people only just arrived in Ireland?? Hot summers are the exception, not the rule.
31 degrees in Ireland isn't a good thing. It shouldn't be happening. It's global warming in full effect.
But ya, your tan.
June 08, 2019
10 films worth watching on TV this week
The Mambo Kings Sat 8/6 TG4 @ 21.25
After a spot of bother in Cuba, two brothers leg it to America in the hopes of reviving their musical careers under the bright lights of NYC. Not exactly a deep film but electrifying music and two very entertaining performances from Antonio Banderas and the underrated Armande Assante bring a story to life and fill it with vitality. Plus it's also good to see a story about Latin Americans that isn't about criminality.
The Light Between Oceans Sat 8/6 BBC2 @ 22.00
Isabel and Tom run a lighthouse on a remote island and one day discover a baby in a floating dingy. Not knowing what to do they raise the child as their own. Until one day.... Derek Cianfrance's movie is a beautifully shot and acted movie that's quite affecting in it's own little way. Michael Fassbinder and Alicia Vikander both do mighty work as a couple grasping at the chance of a better life.
You're Ugly Too Sat 8/6 RTE1 @ 23.25
Little Stacey has suffered a catastrophic loss and has to go to live with her uncle Will in the arse end of nowhere. They both now have to rely on each other to rebuild and move on. This 2015 midlands set story is a lovely watch awash with that beautiful Irish way of making you laugh while kicking you in the nuts at the same time. Laura Kinsella and Aidan Gillen are first rate as niece and uncle.
Never Been Kissed Sun 9/6 CH4 @ 15.00
A geeky journalist excitedly goes back to high-school to do an undercover story and finds herself with a chance to re-do her teenage years but bad memories of the past resurface. One of the many, many teen films released in the late 90's and one of the best of the lot ( the best is 10 Things I Hate About You). Definitely the sweetest anyway. Drew Barrymore is just captivating in this lovely, cringe making, sad and funny film.
Gloria Mon 10/6 CH4 @ 01.55
Gloria lives to dance and free from her marriage is living life to the max. At a club she meets Rodolfo and takes a chance on a new direction in life. Being with him comes with obstacles. Gloria is a bittersweet look at life after 50 that while upsetting in places is ultimately an uplifting and honest watch and one carried along by a fantastic lead performance from Paulina GarcÃa. A remake called Gloria Bell is currently on release starring Julianne Moore.
The Titfield Thunderbolt Tues 11/6 BBC2 @ 15.05
Titfield is a sleepy village that's about to lose it's train and it's main connection to the world. That just won't do and the residents of the village decide to take charge of things themselves. This Ealing comedy from the mid 50's is a joy and a perfect antidote for a rainy midweek afternoon. It's a gentle watch but a funny one and it's packed full of familiar faces like Sid James and Jack MacGowran.
Tyrannosaur Wed 12/6 Film4 @ 23.35
A deeply troubled man forms a friendship with a kind woman who works in a local shop but her friendly exterior hides her own dark secrets. This is an excellent but brutally realistic watch that will disturb you no matter how tough you think you are. Olivia Colman and Peter Mullan are faultless in the lead roles and the usually hilarious Eddie Marsan plays the part of an utter bastard to a tee.
Journeyman Thur 13/6 Film4 @ 21.00
An old school boxer suffers a catastrophic brain injury during a bout with an up and coming contender. Journeyman is the story of his way back. From the description you might think this is yet another boxing by numbers movie but Journeyman is far more about the road to recovery than the sport that caused it. A brilliant Paddy Considine will keep you glued as the screen and Jodie Whittaker as his long suffering wife does great work.
Mammal Fri 14/6 Virgin Media One @ 22.00
An unusual and enthralling Dublin set drama from director Rebecca Daly about a woman coping with the loss of her estranged son through rather different means. A story of motherhood that is quite tough to watch at times but is really worth sticking with. Rachel Griffiths is splendid as the lead and is supported by a fine Irish cast that includes Michael McElhatton and Barry Keoghan.
Foxcatcher Fri 14/6 BBC2 @ 23.05
2 brothers readying for the 1988 Seoul Olympics find themselves sponsored by an eccentric millionaire and move into his estate to train. Things get strange. A stunning film, unsettling in places, haunting and cringeworthy in others and full of amazing acting. Steve Carell owns the film with a superb performance as a very troubled man but Channing Tatum really surprises too. This film shows a very different side to him.
June 06, 2019
X-Men : Dark Phoenix
X-Men : Dark Phoenix is the twelfth film in the series. It's out today. Reviews have not been kind to say the least. Some have even called it the worst film of that lot. It's not, but it's not far off. IMO Apocalypse and Wolverine : Origins are far worse. It has a lot of flaws, there's no denying it. Supposedly this is the last X-Men film and based on this it's time to go. For a while anyway. Cos you know it's going to be back.
As a child Jean Grey's (Sophie Turner) psychic powers were unleashed and she lost her parents as a result. She was taken under the wing of Charles Xavier (James McEvoy) and at his school for gifted children she flourished. 19 years later Jean and her fellow X-Men (X-People?) find themselves on a mission in space where she takes the full brunt of what's assumed to be a solar flare. When she recovers it's realised the flare has changed her in very dangerous ways. Ways that could spell massive danger for the human race. DundunDUNNN!
Avengers : Endgame came out in April and blew away all the competition. It's the kind of comic book epic that makes everything else look inconsequential in comparison. Dark Phoenix has the misfortune to arrive in it's wake and it's impact is blunted in comparison. Well that's one of it's problems anyway. The Dark Phoenix storyline that this film is based on and it's impact on Jean Grey and her lycra clad buddies is one so famous that even non comic book fans have heard of it and as such you'd expect it to get reverential treatment. Or at least play out better than it did in X-Men : The Last Stand. Sadly it all really comes to nothing and it's emotional impact barely exists because this version of Jean has only been one screen once before (the godawful Apocalypse) meaning we don't really empathise with her at all.
Earlier this year Disney bought the company that own the rights to X-Men, 20th Century Fox. This means the X-Men are back under the Marvel umbrella (where it will no doubt be rebooted). To finish their run of X-Men movies 20th Century Fox pumped out one last film and in doing so rushed a storyline that needed to take it's time. It's annoying because had it been done right we could have had a franchise ending to rival Endgame. It's too late now. The damage is done. But that's not to say there's no bit of goodness along the way. A violently inventive battle onboard a speeding train strains the film's 12A certificate to it's very limits. We get to see Charles Xavier in a new light as the popularity of his creation starts to go to his head and a couple of genuinely affecting turns from Sophie Turner and Nicholas Hoult as Beast give proceedings a much needed heft. It's not enough though. By far.
Quicksilver, the MVP from Days Of Future Past and Apocalypse is sidelined almost instantly. Storm, as always is dreadful. A potentially interesting aside about sexism and the name of the team comes to nothing. The great Magneto gets nothing to do apart from a pointless tug of war and a throw out a few nifty battle moves. You can almost sense the waves of boredom pouring of a very wasted Michael Fassbender. Think back to the amazing X-Men : First Class and how good he was in it. Now look at what he gets to do here. A painful comparison. Jessica Chastain turns up in the role of an eyebrow-less baddy and once again shows up the biggest problem with modern day comic book movies - shit bad guys. She's as unthreatening as the milky bar kid in a grumpy mood. Throw in some exceedingly ropey and unfinished looking effects and a timeline that doesn't bear thinking about and you have a disappointing end to a once killer franchise.
This mess was directed by Simon Kinberg, a writer/producer involved with the X-Men saga since 2006. His first job in this franchise was taking on the Dark Phoenix storyline in X-Men : The Last Stand which at the time turned out to be a series low point. You'd think he'd see a chance to rewrite it all as something to grab with both hands and do right but somehow it's ended up even worse. How the fuck did that happen eh?
Shoddy, shoddy, shoddy.
June 05, 2019
Fairuza Balk. Another unsung hero of film & TV
Imagine starting your film career in the scariest childrens film ever made. It's some way to make your mark. Fairuza Balk's movie debut was the freakish and unnerving Return To Oz, a sequel to The Wizard Of Oz. It was never going to be as famous as Wizard but it certainly made it's mark on a generation of children. It's a tough act to follow. But follow it she did. Sadly she never made it as big as she deserved but fans of her biggest roles know she's a force to be reckoned with.
She's been a scary teenage witch and a scarier white power epousing lover. She's seduced Andy Garcia in Denver, Adam Sandler on a football pitch and a certain someone named Valmont in ye olde France. Played a mutant in one of the most infamously troubled productions of the 90's and turned up as a character in The Sopranos in a scene shown only once on TV. She's been part of a trio who stole a young Cameron Crowe's virginity. She's voiced cartoon characters and computer game prostitutes. Been in horrors, thrillers, comedies, westerns and some godawful Werner Herzog directed dramas. Her 34 year old career mightn't be as packed as others but she's an actress who always makes her mark onscreen because she has a brilliant tendency to rob the limelight away from everyone else. Check out her career here.
Greatest Hits
Gas Food Lodging - Shade, one of the leads in Allison Anders' wonderful little indie drama. Magnificent in the part as always.
The Craft - Nancy Downs. A goth who dabbles in witchcraft and falls for the resulting power a bit too hard. Robin Tunney is the lead but Balk is the stand out.
American History X - Stacey, the girlfriend who chooses bigotry and hate over her reformed fella. A genuinely scary role.
Almost Famous - Sapphire. Groupie extraordinaire. Not a big part but she owns every scene she turns up in. A character worthy of her own film.
Previous Heroes
Ernie Hudson
Lin Shaye
James Remar
Cloris Leachman
James Hong
David Strathairn
Frankie Faison
Conchata Ferrell
Dick Miller
Veronica Cartwright
Edie McClurg
Barry Shabaka Henley
Raymond Cruz
Reg E.Cathey
Elizabeth McGovern
John Amos
Bruce Greenwood
Mary McDonnell
Gerald McSorley
John Rothman
Margo Martindale
Kurtwood Smith
Paula Malcolmson
Luis Guzman
David Morse
Linda Hunt
Keith David
Zeljko Ivanek
Fiona Shaw
Xander Berkeley
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
C.C.H Pounder
William Forsythe
Beth Grant
Sven-Ole Thorsen
Regina King
Ric Young
Mark Rolston
Illeana Douglas
Jeanette Goldstein
Al Leong
Allan Graf
Bill Nunn
Thomas Rosales Jr
Godzilla : King Of The Monsters
Sometimes when you go to the cinema to see a big summer blockbuster you find yourself watching something so silly that you end up beaten into submission and pinned to your chair by a combination of CGI onslaught and noise. I felt like this during Godzilla : King Of The Monsters earlier. I felt like this during the 2014 Godzilla film too. I enjoyed the earlier film in the moment but this one was just deadening. It might look pretty as a picture in places but it's bombast and stupidity just left me numb. And I'm not taking about the monster stuff.
The world is still rattled by the massive monster (Kaiju) attacks of 2014. San Francisco got it especially bad when a colossal lizard by the name of Godzilla (a bastardisation of the Japanese word Gojira) fought another monster to protect humanity. A human casualty of that disaster was the son of Emma (Vera Farmiga) & Mark Russell (Kyle Chandler). They were once a pair of scientists working for an organisation called Monarch who dedicated themselves to tracking down and securing the Kaiju. When Emma and her daughter Madison (Millie Bobby Brown) are kidnapped by a gang of eco-terrorists intent on freeing the other Kaiju led by the fearsome 3 headed Ghodirah, Mark finds himself thrust back into a world he had left behind. The only weapons the good guys have are the mighty Godzilla and a colossal flying beast called Mothra. But will they be able to take on what the terrorists have unleashed on the earth?
This is the 35th Godzilla film to be made so far. 32 of them are Japanese and 3 have emerged from Hollywood. This one is definitely the most lavish of the lot but despite all the money it lobs at the screen and all the star power involved it's lacking the one vital ingredient the low budget Japanese films had in spades, namely fun. In a film where a massive fire breathing lizard and a gigantic moth take on a humongous 3 headed dragon in the middle of Boston you'd expect some bit of a thrill wouldn't you? It's not an unreasonable ask is it? One of the joys of the Japanese takes was their low budget charm. Watching men in rubber monster suits duking it out in the middle of a collapsing cardboard city could never fail to be endearing. Godzilla 2019 has the same thing but it's all CGI and no substance. There's no heft or oomph. And there's way too much focus on the humans running around the place. Way too much. Amazingly the silliest parts of a movie about giant scrapping monsters come from the human side of things.
You get the feeling the screenwriters created the big moments first and then decided to fill the gaps as an afterthought. Huge gaps in logic are frequent, decisions and actions make no sense, important plot points appear from nowhere. A fine cast gamely (Vera Farmiga, Kyle Chandler and Ken Watanabe are the standouts while talent like Sally Hawkins, Zhang Ziyi and David Strathairn are totally wasted) tries with poor material but we just aren't here to see them, we're here to see the titular character in all his glory and every time we cut away from him to bumbling politicians or troubled teens feels like an annoyance.
One thing the film does do well though is explaining why the Kaiju do what they do (lil poem there). The creature in the original 1954 Gojira film was a metaphor for the destructive power of nuclear weapons, being released only 9 years after the twin bombings of Nagasaki and Hiroshima while the other kaiju stood in for numerous other societal concerns. Godzilla has always been a force of nature who fought for the good of the planet and in 2019 he feels especially topical as climate change takes it's toll on our world. It's just a pity he can't save the planet in a way that feels......you know.....a bit more fun. That's why we go to blockbusters. Fun. As Andrew WK once said "We want fun and you better believe it! We want fun 'cause we desperately need it!"
If you think you'll hate this then you most definitely will. If you think you might enjoy this then you probably won't. The thrill of huge beasts scrapping it out might be tempting but once again the filmmakers have decided to let all the battles take place at night or in the midst of howling storms meaning you can barely see what's going on anyway. Why obscure what we all came to see?
June 03, 2019
Avengement
A man is attacked in a jail recreation hall by 4 other prisoners. He gives as good as he gets but the onslaught is too much. He's badly beaten. The air fills with the sound of snapping bones and the squelch of bloodied knuckles on bruised flesh. Then a knife is rammed into his side. The shock stops him in his tracks and his opponents take advantage of his pause to drag him to the stairs. He's pushed to the ground and his open mouth is pressed against one of the metal steps. Then with grim inevitability a foot slams down on the back of his head and blood and teeth go flying. Now if this paragraph was too much for you, stop and leave. However if you were able for it you'll be able to watch Avengement because Scott Adkins' new crime thriller is well worth a look.
Cain has just escaped from jail after a hospital visit to see his dying mother. He's raging and he wants revenge on the men he blames for his incarceration. The men in question are a bunch of scumbags who hang out at a grimy pub where they plan their petty little scores. Armed with a sawn off shotgun and a very bad temper Cain bursts in and holds them all hostage until his real target arrives. To pass the time he tells them all how he got to this place in his life.....
Jesse V. Johnson and Scott Adkins have worked together 5 times so far. For me number 5 is their best. It's a tough, brutal and gritty as hell little action thriller that hits all it's marks. It's not without it's faults of course. You know exactly how it's going to end (Look at the leading character's name) and some of the acting may make your eyes roll in your head but as a 2019 version of an 90's action thriller it all feels very satisfying and seeing the disparate pieces of the plot come together gives it a surprising heft. And then of course there's the crunch. Christ it's all very crunchy. Although he's not bad at all here you don't hire an actor like Scott Adkins to emote. You hire him to convincingly fuck someone up onscreen. He's great at it and it means we get to see the action in long takes that don't cut away to swap out in stuntmen. Seeing your leading men smack bang in the middle of bloody action makes everything that little bit more convincing and compelling.
Told mostly in flashback it leaves just to your imagination to keep the format fresh. Plot points you assume have been overlooked pop up in surprising ways and turn up natural assumptions about the nature of B-movies on their heads. It's all well done and makes you challenge your own innate snobbery when you automatically assume the film has messed up. More than once I ended up annoyed with myself when a story point ended up resolved in a way I didn't see coming. I din't know if this was the director's intention but I liked it. There was a lot I liked about this really. A tight 90 minute long film is always a plus. And a cleverly planned and action packed 90 minutes is always welcome. Some of that dialogue and delivery though.......oof.
"Fuck me, It looks like someone set fire to your head and put it out with a shovel!"
"Did you know you can make napalm in prison?"
"What's in the bag? About two and a half pounds of none of your fackin business."
It's in those lines that the film judders. Cliche upon tired old cliche pours out of the character's mouths and combined with some ferocious cockney accents (Leo Gregory as a henchman for instance is very hard to take seriously) there's times when you wouldn't be blamed for assuming you're watching a Guy Ritchie pisstake. It's cringy but thankfully Adkins and Johnson's adherence to violence as an artform takes the pain away. There's brawls in here that are breathtaking. They aren't as showy as some of the stuff coming out of Asian cinema at the moment but jesus they feel a lot more genuine and relatable. Then action aside it's all goes a little deeper than your usual b-movie too. It's a damning indictment of the UK prison system. Petty criminals go in one side, receive no rehabilitation or reason to go straight and come out the other side a far bigger problem than they went in. It's a huge societal problem and one that won't be fixed anytime soon and it's good to see it acknowledged in the type of movie that would usually ignore messages.
Avengement is well worth a watch. It's 90 minutes of your life that you won't begrudge losing and hopefully it's one step closer to the mainstream recognition Scott Adkins deserves. If Van Damme, Seagal and Schwarzeneggar could hit it big there's no earthly reason why he shouldn't too.
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