January 16, 2018

The 2017 Ham Sandwich Cinema Awards


Best Film - The Lost City Of Z. A magnificent return to old fashioned film making.

Best Actor - Gary Oldman. Darkest Hour.

Best Actress - Danielle MacDonald. Patti Cake$ / Kirsten Dunst. The Beguiled.

Best Irish Film - The Drummer And The Keeper 


Best Irish Actress - Ruth Negga. Loving.

Best Irish Actor - Barry Keoghan. The Killing Of A Sacred Deer.

Best laugh. Chewie's dinner in The Last Jedi.

Best Monster movie - King Kong : Skull Island.



Most satisfying bit of movie violence - Moonlight. The school bully getting a chair hopped off his head.

Best "AH THATS FUCKIN DEADLY" scene - Wonder Woman in No Man's Land.

Best punch in the heart - Lee and the cop's gun. Manchester By The Sea.

Best film that everyone ignored - Jungle.



Best moment where you fall for a film you thought you'd hate - 80's band in Lala-Land.

Most horrible sex scene - The alleyway shag in Cardboard Gangsters. Grim.

Best white man in a foreign land is better than everyone else film - The Great Wall.

Best original Netfilx film - Mudbound. Watch it.



Best tv to film adaption that worked against all odds - The Power Rangers Movie. Seriously.

Best sequel that should have sucked but turned out surprisingly excellent - Trainspotting 2

Best waste of a fantastic cast - Free Fire. 

Most marmite film of the year - mother!



Best cringy Da - Bradley Whitford. Get Out.

Worst film that kills a franchise in it's infancy - The Mummy. Tom. No.

Worst waste of a cast of great actresses - Rough Night. Awful.



Most interminable pie eating scene - Ghost Story

Most miscast lead actor - Dane DeHaan. Valerian And The City Of 1000 Planets.

Most inevitably awful adaption of a Stephen King Book - The Dark Tower.



Most hand gnawingly boring film of the year - Silence

Best adaption of a Stephen King Book - It

Most overrated film of the year - Toni Erdmann

Worst film of the year - Baywatch. A puddle of dehyrated piss that passing dog shit onto.








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