August 19, 2019

Good Boys



Ha. Kids swearing.

The Bean bag boys. That's funny.

Hey, that's the young lad from Room. Jaysus he's fair small.

This reminds me of Superbad.

Wanking jokes. LoL.

Hey Will Forte, i like him. Hopefully we'll see a lot of hi.....Oh he's gone.

That kid is called Thor. Bad name. Jesus.

Hmmm. More swearing. I hope ths film isn't too reliant on that.

A nymphomaniac. So called because they like sex on land and sea. First clanger of the film.

The lad from Room has a crush. Yup, this is like Superbad.

School bullies are picking on them. This is really like Superbad.

They get invited to a party they aren't cool enough to be at. Fuck me. This is Superbad.

Jesus that kid Thor is annoying. I really hope he gets punched at some point.

Grim sex doll joke. I feel queasy. How did the kids parents let them do this?


Oh drugs. Like every other American comedy.

Yeah I don't like these children.

Hey!! yer man from Veep. Hopefully he's in it a lo.....oh he's gone.

Good christ those voices are squeaky.

Oh look, a very creepy Stephen Merchant. And kids with sex toys. And a fucking gimp mask. CRINGE. Oooh this is edgy....

Did that child just sniff a set of anal beads???

They have to cross a busy road. Is it bad that i want at least one of them to die?

They didn't die.

The 90 second long trailer for Zombieland 2 shown before this was better than all of this put together.

Drug humour. The worst humour.

Oh wow, slo mo, yes that worked so well in Tag last year. NOT.

Thor got punched. Sweet.

I wonder when they'll do the Superbad thing and have the friends have a falling out?

Yup, yup, there it is. Right on cue.


Life lesson.

Life lesson.

Montage set to a cheesy retro tune.

Life lesson.

Fucking christ, another life lesson.

Done.

Wait, the bloke who wrote for the American Office made this? For shame Gene. For shame.


I hated that film.

Don't be fooled. It's try hard shite.

Go see anything else.


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