April 14, 2020

Anyone else gone cracked yet?

Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five once said "Don't push me, 'cause I'm close to the edge."

I finally understand it.

The boredom is septic. Anything that can be done is done, anything that can be cleaned is shining, anywhere in our 2km zone that can be walked is walked. I've fixed shit that wasn't even broken. Cooked so many dinners they'll be in the freezer til 2023.

I'm this close to snapping and watching This Only Way is Essex. Or the Kardashians.

Somebody stop me please.


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