Whingy bastard

I've created a new game. It's called whingy bastard. Or moany cunt. Or maybe even contrary fucker. You play it at the bus stop. It works best when there's a crowd. Have a look around and you'll see most people are wearing masks. A few who aren't will inevitably pop one on as soon as the bus turns up but there's always one who just won't and they'll kick up a stink when the driver asks them to. The object of whingy bastard ( or moany cunt or contrary fucker ) is to spot the person who won't before they make themselves known. Just look for the signs, a big stubborn looking head only bulling for an argument, arms crossed while their eyes defiantly scan the crowd looking for someone who dares to look at them wrong. You'll always see one and it makes the soul crushing wait for public transport that bit more bearable because it's always fun seeing them go bright red. 

Awkward shithead!! There's another name for it.