The crowded pubs.
The packs of roving pissed up teenagers.
The already bad public transport getting even worse.
Diddly aye. Everywhere.
Young lads hounding you to get them beer.
Americans dressed head to toe in green.
Brutal parades full of tractors and embarrassed scouts.
That fuckin Dropkick Murphy's song.
Puddles of puke and piss everywhere.
Feral cunts out to pick your pocket at every turn.
The undercurrent of violence that fills the air from 8pm on.
Streets full of fools living up to the stereotype of the Irish pisshead.
What's not to love?
Love?? Sorry I meant I fuckin hate it all.
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