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14 films to get your teeth into on TV this week.

Malcolm X   Sat   3/9   RTE2 @ 21.30

A young boy's father is murdered in a racist attack. The boy grows to be a man. Wrong turns are taken and religion is turned to. The man becomes a preacher. A preacher who too many people are listening to. A preacher called Malcolm X. Spike Lee's masterful biopic is as incendiary as you'd expect and 30 years later nearly packs more of a punch than it did on release. Denzel Washington does career best work as the man himself.

Ali   Sat   3/9   TG4 @ 21.25

In 1964 Olympic gold medalist Cassius Clay set the boxing world on fire with his big personality and his even bigger talent. The film tells the story of the next decade of his life. Not a biopic in the true sense but this story about the man who became Muhammad Ali is a quality film that focuses more on the man than his sport. Will Smith is immense in the lead role and gets able back up from Jada Pinkett Smith and Jamie Foxx.

The Martian   Sat   3/9   CH4 @ 22.00

When a Mars exploration mission goes sideways, a man is left to fend for himself until the brains at NASA can figure out a way to get him home. Matt Damon holds the fort brilliantly in a hugely enjoyable and smart survival drama. The kind of film only a misery wouldn't enjoy. Jessica Chastain, Sean Bean, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Kristin Wiig, Benedict Wong.....there's too many famous faces in the supporting cast to name them all but they all add something.

Eighth Grade   Sun   4/9   BBC3 @ 21.55

It's Elsie's last week in junior high. High school is next and the prospect is both appealing and petrifying. She's a quiet teen who's only outlet is her youtube channel. Her father wants to be part of her life but doesn't know how. Bo Burnham's 2019 drama is an affecting one that will ring true to many viewers. Elsie Fisher is an accomplished lead in a film that may be rated 15 but it's a story younger teenagers will take a lot from.

La Belle Epoque   Sun   4/9   BBC2 @ 23.35

His marriage to Marianne is on the rocks and Victor has lost all interest in life. To get him out of his funk his son buys him an evening with a company that performs it's own take on time travel. So back he heads, to a time when he first fell in love. There's a big smell of the work of Charlie Kaufman here but it's an intriguing and interesting romantic comedy that stands on it's own two feet. Daniel Auteil and Fanny Ardant make magic together.

The Outsiders   Mon   5/9   Talking Pictures TV @ 01.25

Ponyboy, Darryl and Sodapop, three orphaned brothers are the core of the Greasers, a gang from a poor part of Tulsa. Pony's afraid the authorities will take him away from his brothers and tries to stay out of trouble but it's just not that easy. Francis Ford Coppola's 1983 naturalistic drama is a lot more entertaining than it sounds and helped introduce the wider world to actors like Tom Cruise, Diane Lane, Rob Lowe, Patrick Swayze and Matt Dillon.

Long Shot   Mon   5/9   TG4 @ 21.30

Charlotte Field is in the middle of a presidential campaign when she bumps into journalist Fred Flarsky, who she used to babysit. They are polar opposites but when she hires him to write a speech for her sparks start to fly. Seth Rogen tones down his usual schtick in an amusing and heartfelt comedy drama and is far more likable than usual as a result. Charlize Theron though is the star of the show and displays a fantastic comic streak that should be used more often.

For A Few Dollars More   Tues   6/9   ITV4 @ 21.00

A bounty hunter by the name of Manco is chasing a gang lead by El Indio, a violent outlaw. He teams up with another hunter called Mortimer. Manco's out for money but Mortimer has his own reasons. The second film in Sergio Leone's Man With No Name trilogy is a truly great film. A quirky, humorous and surprisingly wicked spaghetti western. Clint Eastwood does his laconic thing but this time it's Lee Van Cleef that creates something iconic.

Eastern Promises   Tues   6/9   BBC2 @ 23.15

A young girl dies in hospital and a nurse uses her Russian ties to try to figure out where the girl came from. A mission that involves delving into the dank and dangerous underbelly of London. David Cronenberg's 2007 thriller is as brutal and violent as you'd expect but it's also a complex, moody, and in places, blackly funny look at a very secretive society. Naomi Watts, Viggo Mortensen and a venal Vincent Cassel work well together. 

The Keeping Room   Wed   7/9   CH4 @ 02.45

The Civil war is coming to an end. Sons, husbands and brothers are dead or captured. Three women have nothing left in the world only themselves and with the Union army approaching they need to stick together to stay safe. This 2014 western drama is tough going in places but it's slightly odd sensibilities and a trio of strong turns from Brit Marling, Muna Otaru and Hailee Steinfield make it worth your while.

Blanche Fury   Wed   7/9   Film4 @ 14.25

Blanche has notions and is willing to do anything it takes to fulfill them. Her cousins have money and she wants it but her lust for a man as willing to do anything as she is might be her undoing. A hell of a gothic mystery drama from the late 40's with Valerie Hobson and Stewart Granger on fire as a pair that thoroughly deserve each other. 

A Nightmare On Elm Street   Thur   8/9   TCM @ 01.30

Something is stalking the teenagers of Elm Street through their nocturnal slumbers but the scarred bogeyman haunting them and his dream actions are having devastating real life consequences too. Wes Craven's imaginative slasher film might be 38 years old but it still packs a hell of a wallop due to it's creepy and surreal imagery and a bad guy for the ages, Freddy Kreuger, played with relish by Robert Englund. Heather Langenkamp aces the final girl role.

Julia   Fri    9/9   Talking Pictures TV @ 15.15

Lillian and Julia, friends since childhood and torn apart by war. They meet in Russia and Julia convinces her friend to fund an anti nazi movement in Germany. An action that will be very dangerous for all involved. A wonderful story of a friendship brought to life perfectly by Jane Fonda and Vanessa Redgrave, bound up in an interesting true life history lesson. Jason Robards and Maximilian Schell give nice support.

True History Of The Kelly Gang   Fri   9/9   Film4 @ 23.20

The Kelly gang and their leader Ned ran wild in the Australian outback in Australia in the 1870's. This 2020 film tells us their story from young Ned's first criminal experience to their fiery comeuppance. First off, it's a vicious and profane film that never shies from the harsh truths of frontier life so it will offend some but it's powerful stuff, telling a side of a legend rarely heard. George MacKay, Essie Davis, Russell Crowe and Nicholas Hoult all deliver muscular turns.

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Fargo   Sat   27/8   RTE1 @ 23.35

North Dakota. A snowbound plan to get out of financial difficulty comes undone when psychopaths and pregnant police officers get involved. This black comedy from The Coen Brothers is a wickedly enjoyable and viciously violent look at what happens when money is short. The cast is second to none with Frances McDormand, Steve Buscemi, William H. Macy and a terrifying Peter Stormare all putting in a mighty shift.

Britt-Marie Was Here   Sun   28/8   BBC2 @ 01.00

Life takes a wild twist for Britt-Marie when her marriage that's taken up most of her life crumbles and she finds herself alone, in her mid 60's, in a new town and about to take up a new and exciting job. A heartwarming tale from Sweden about having the guts to step away from what makes you miserable and the bravery to walk into the great beyond. Pernilla August, who Star Wars fans might recognise, does nice work in the title role.

Arachnophobia   Sun   28/8   Great! Movies @ 18.50

A gigantic creepy crawly makes its way from the jungles of South America to a small town in California and begins to make life hell for it's inhabitants. Especially the new doctor in town who's new patients are dropping like flies. If you hate spiders ( like I do) this is a nerve-wracking couple of hours but it's done with such a light and charming touch you'll end up loving it. Jeff Daniels is a truly plucky lead and John Goodman brings all the fun.

About A Boy   Sun   28/8   RTE2 @ 21.00

Will is an immature eejit skipping from one woman to the next while living off family money. Marcus is a troubled boy living with his depressed mother Fiona. One day they meet and it's an odd match but somehow it works. This adaptation of Nick Hornby's book is a joy. Hugh Grant is an effective lead and Toni Collette and a baby-faced Nicholas Hoult bring a tonne of emotion to proceedings.

She Never Died   Sun   28/8   The Horror Channel @ 21.00

Lacey carries a large burden on her back but when a young girl is kidnapped she has a chance to use her unusual abilities to help the girl and find a bit of redemption for herself. A gritty blend of crime drama and horror thriller that takes a while to settle into it's stride but when it does it's combination of grimy & gooey practical FX and it's game lead in Olunike Adeliyi make it a memorable end to the weekend.

Bram Stoker's Dracula   Mon   29/8   Film4 @ 00.50

Yeah, we all know the story. Jonathan Harker. The Borgo Pass. A scary old dude who turns young when he drinks blood. Mina, the woman he falls for. Renfield. Carfax Abbey. Van Helsing. It's all been done to death but in the hands of Francis Ford Coppola the story of Dracula becomes a hilariously overwrought and bonkers watch that will set your imagination revving. Gary Oldman, Winona Ryder and & Anthony Hopkins lead a packed cast.

Mona Lisa   Mon   29/8   Talking Pictures TV @ 21.00

An ex-criminal gets work driving a call girl from job to job and finds himself swiftly disgusted by the sordid things he sees playing out in London's dark underbelly. Bob Hoskins and Cathy Tyson are brilliant in a heady blend of love story and crime drama and surprisingly enough there's even a few laughs in here too to leaven the harshness. It's well directed by Neil Jordan as always and a chance to see the vile side of Michael Caine.

Starter For 10   Mon   29/8   BBC2 @ 22.00

Brian is a new student feeling very out of place when he arrives at Bristol university, but before long he finds himself on a University Challenge team and he has a chance to begin building friends and maybe even a relationship. A charming and funny romantic comedy that will grab you from the get go thanks to a fun early performance from James McAvoy. Alice Eve, Rebecca Hall & Dominic Cooper add fine back up..

Monos   Tues   30/8   CH4 @ 01.00

Teenage soldiers on a remote Colombian mountaintop are left to their own devices while holding a prisoner of war hostage. Did I mention they were teenagers? Yeah, teenagers, on their own, with guns. A tough watch as you can imagine, about the bleaker side of human nature and all the impulses that come along with it. But an oddly beautiful story too, one that will linger in your head for an age. Sofía Buenaventura, Moisés Arias and Julianne Nicholson each add to a potent mix.

Black '47   Wed   31/8   Film4 @ 21.00

Martin Feeney has arrived back home to find his country decimated by famine and his sister in law kicked out of her house by a British landlord and his Vichy Irish henchmen. Things then get even worse and soon Martin has British blood on his hands. This 2018 Irish western is magnificent stuff. It's upsetting of course as it's a look at a horrifying period in our history but it's a satisfying revenge thriller too. James Frecheville, Moe Dunford, Jim Broadbent, Sarah Greene and Stephen Rea all do super work.

Fighting With My Family   Wed   31/8   RTE1 @ 21.35

The Knight's are a family of wrestlers and bouncing each other off the canvas keeps them close. That is until daughter Saraya applies to join World Wrestling Entertainment inc and gets accepted which leads to more than a bit of strife. The true story of wrestler Paige is a lot warmer and funnier than you'll expect. The usual sport movie cliches are there but the film's energy and fizz will mean you won't care. Florence Pugh, Lena Headey, Nick Frost and Jack Lowden all go well together.

Phil Lynott : Songs For When I'm Away   Wed   31/8   RTE2 @ 21.35

73 years ago a mixed race boy was born to an Irish mother who returned to Ireland to raise him. He was an unusual sight in late 50's Ireland but he was happy and into music which eventually led him to Thin Lizzy. A well put together look at Philo, an Irish legend, laced with his fantastic music and contributions from friends and family. It's a bit too coy about his personal problems at times but if you're a fan you'll really like it.

Passport To Pimlico   Thur   1/9   Talking Pictures TV @ 16.30

In post war London an unexploded bomb from the Blitz goes off and a treasure trove of hidden goodies is found, including a document proving Pimlico still belongs to France. And being part of France means the people of Pimlico are free from post war rationing. A gentle and whimsical comedy from Ealing studios that captures the grit and warmth of London after WWII. Margaret Rutherford and Stanley Holloway led a stacked cast.

12 Angry Men   Fri   2/9   Film4 @ 14.55

A young man is on trial for murder. Eleven men in the jury think he's guilty. One man can see reasonable doubt and sets out to change the mind of the others. Twelve men in a room talking. Sounds deathly dull doesn't it. It's not. It's a triumph of a film, gripping and perfectly acted by a cast of famous faces including Lee J.Cobb, Martin Balsam, Ed Begley and Henry Fonda as the conscience laden juror number eight.

The Good, The Bad And The Ugly   Fri   2/9   TG4 @ 21.05

Three men, Blondie, Tuco and Angel Eyes, have their sights set on hidden gold and backstab and connive their way across the Mexican desert to get to it first. The final part of Sergio Leone's spaghetti western trilogy is an absolute masterpiece, astonishing in it's scale, jaw dropping in it's cruelty and beauty. Clint Eastwood, Eli Wallach and Lee Van Cleef do amazing work and the music from Ennio Morricone will just carry you off into another time.

15 films to lash into on TV this week

Monster's Ball   Sat   20/8   TG4 @ 22.40

A bigoted white prison guard falls in love with a black waitress in the American south and an unknown past connection between them gives their relationship a cruel and unusual twist. A desperately grim film but a beautifully acted one about the myriad horrors of racism, inherited hate and fatherhood. You won't leave this happy but a trio of storming performances from Halle Berry, Billy Bob Thornton and Heath Ledger ease the pain.

Breakfast On Pluto   Sat   20/8   RTE1 @ 23.15

A young transgender woman called Kitten leaves her small Northern Ireland town and moves to London to find both her mother and herself. Neil Jordan's comedy drama is one of his best. Hilarious and heartbreaking in equal measure and a story that just flies by way too quickly. Cillian Murphy is superb as Kitten and the cast is a veritable who's who of Irish talent. There's way too many to name.

The Vigil   Sat   20/8   Film4 @ 23.20

When a member of the Orthodox Jewish community dies another member of their community must stay with their body overnight. Rubin has passed and Yakov is the man tasked with what's known as overwatch. Things do not go to plan. A creepy tale that's best gone into cold and a look into a section of society usually overlooked in movies and definitely in horror movies. Dave Davis is a strong lead here.

Queen & Slim   Sun   21/8   RTE2 @ 00.15

Queen and Slim have just had an awkward first date and when he's dropping her home a cop stops them for no reason. Blood is shed and soon the pair are on the run and fearing for their lives. A powerful and electric look at the trials and tribulations of being black in a country that will forever look at you out of the corner of its eye. Daniel Kaluuya and Jodie Turner-Smith create fire together onscreen.

The Edge Of Seventeen   Sun   21/8   BBC3 @ 21.55

High school life is miserable for Nadine and it gets worse when her best friend starts dating the most popular kid in school, her brother Darian, the ultra jock. This is teen movie par excellence. The angst, stress and awkwardness of your teen years is captured by pitch perfect performances from Hailee Stanfield, Haley Lu Richardson and Woody Harrelson. All this and it manages to be warm and in places very funny too.

X+Y   Mon   22/8   BBC2 @ 00.15

A young autistic man finds his closed in world opening up when he takes part in an international mathematics competition. It's not exactly a comprehensive look at the condition but it gives us an idea of what people with it and their families go through. There's great acting from Asa Butterfield and Sally Hawkins as son & mother and Rafe Spall & Eddie Marsan are always a pleasure to see onscreen.

Mystic River   Mon   22/8   TG4 @ 21.30

A young girl is found murdered in South Boston and it sets in motion a sequence of tragic events concerning her father and his friends. Clint Eastwood's adaptation of  Dennis Lehane's novel is a magnificent movie. Heartbreaking, gripping and a complex look at the effects of violence and all it's tentacles of consequences. Sean Penn, Laura Linney, Kevin Bacon and especially Tim Robbins are all fantastic. 

Spiderman : Into The Spiderverse   Tues   23/8   Film4 @ 18.45

A teenage graffiti artist is bitten by a radioactive spider and discovers a whole new range of powers. And a whole new world of alternate universes. Move over Peter Parker, you've had your time, now it's Miles Morales's turn. An awesome piece of work, 117 mins of animation that will blow your mind, even if you aren't a comic book fan. IMO the best film version of a Marvel comic. Shameik Moore, Hailee Steinfeld, Mahershala Ali and Jake Johnson supply superior voicework.

The Workshop   Tues   23/8   BBC2 @ 23.15

In a once prosperous French seaside town a writing class is set up to help ease teenagers into the world of work. Olivia, a writer, runs the class and is intrigued by a young man who's work seems to tell a troubling story. This fine 2017 drama uses a microcosm of French society to delve into the problems endemic in France as a whole and it does it well. Marina Foïs & Matthieu Lucci do wonderful work as the leads.

Gas-s-s-s   Wed   24/8   Talking Pictures TV @ 03.15

A pair of hippies called Cilla and Coel go on the run when a gas leak in Texas starts killing everyone over the age of 25. The further they run the more widespread the leak becomes. Civilisation breaks down and soon things are weird. Really weird. Roger Corman's black comedy might be 54 years old but it still nails the absolute state of the American dream with unerring accuracy. Robert Corff and Elaine Giftos have fun headlining.

The Taking Of Deborah Logan   Wed   24/8   The Horror Channel @ 21.00

A documentary crew is following the life of Deborah Logan, an elderly woman with a degenerative disease. The things they are filming her doing though..... science can't explain what's happening. So they dig deeper. Yes, it's a found footage horror film but it's well done and builds its scares up properly instead of relying on schlocky jump moments. Jill Larson does effective work as the eponymous character.

The Apartment   Thur   25/8   BBC4 @ 21.50

C.C. Baxter has a cunning plan to get ahead in his job. He lets his apartment out to the executives at his work as a place where they can have their affairs safely. He's hoping he can get ahead but lately he's starting to feel used. Billy Wilder's 1960 comedy drama is a stunner, a comedic, believable and upsetting look at a man's realisation that he's nothing more than a cog in a machine. Jack Lemmon, Shirley MacLaine and Fred MacMurray are all on fire here.

The Nice Guys   Thur   25/8   Film4 @ 23.20

The death of a porn star and the case of a missing woman bring two very different private investigators together in 1970's Los Angeles. Shane Black's 2016 film is a touch overlong and a little bit muddled but it is amusing and surprisingly violent and held aloft by two solid performances from Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe who bounce off each other well and Crowe especially displays some hitherto unknown comedy chops.

Odd Thomas   Fri   26/8   The Horror Channel @ 21.00

Thomas is a young man with a gift. Not a very nice gift. When a stranger turns up in his small town he is forced to use his unique skill to defend himself and those he cares about. A quirky and entertaining adaptation of a Dean Koontz novel. It's fluff, a watch once affair but you'll have a lot of fun during it. Thomas is well played by the much missed Anton Yelchin. There's nice support from Addison Timlin and Gugu Mbatha-Raw too.

A Bump Along The Way   Fri   26/8   RTE1 @ 23.20

Pamela's 44 and in a spot of bother. After a night out a rendezvous in a van in the hills above Derry sees her facing a pregnancy she doesn't want and one that her teenage daughter Allegra's mortified by. A genuinely heartfelt Irish film that's upsetting in parts and hilarious in others due to a winning and believable combination of performances from Bronagh Gallagher and Lola Pettigrew

15 films to enjoy on TV this week

Who You Think I Am   Sat   13/8   BBC4 @ 21.00

Claire is a French woman who's seeing a man half her age. She really likes him, but he's not being reciprocal. So she creates a fake online persona to get to him through his friend. Of course things get complicated. Juliette Binoche is her usual fantastic self in a well crafted, twisting and turning morality tale about obsession and the strangeness of human interaction in the 21st century.

Juggernaut   Sat   13/8   Talking Pictures TV @ 21.05

There's a bomb on the boat in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and Limerick's finest is the man tasked with stopping a thousand innocent souls from getting spread across Davy Jones's locker. Richard Harris and Omar Sharif lead a packed cast in a suspenseful and exciting thriller that gleans a lot of goodwill from it's location shooting and a healthy cast of supporting characters who you won't want to see die.

Sorry We Missed You   Sat   13/8   RTE1 @ 23.30

The Turner family are having an awful time. The financial crash wiped out their savings, their son is acting up and their father has taken on an immensely stressful job that's causing him and the ones he loves nothing but trouble. Ken Loach's 2019 drama is a scathing and profoundly upsetting look at the way the UK government has failed the many people who depend on it to save them from exploitation. Humane turns from Debbie Honeywood and Kris Hitchen will keep you going through the pain.

I, Tonya   Sun   14/8   RTE2 @ 21.05

Tonya Harding was the talk of the Winter Olympics in 1994. But not because of any medals she won. Oh no, her story was far more complicated than any race to the podium. This sporting autobiography from 2018 is an excellent film, as dark and twisted as any crime thriller and based on a true life yarn that will shock you. Margot Robbie is terrific as Tonya but it's Allison Janney as her truly vile mother who will stick in your mind for days after.

The Electric Horseman   Sun   14/8   RTE1 @ 15.30

Norman Steele has sold out. His rodeo riding days are behind him and now he's the face of breakfast food. One day the horror of capitalism slaps him across the face and he takes off into the desert on horseback and with a reporter on his tail. Robert Redford's modern day western is an interesting oddity buoyed by some wonderful chemistry between him and Jane Fonda. Oh and the scenery is a glory to behold.

120BPM   Mon   15/8   Film4 @ 01.10

AIDS is decimating the gay population of Paris and a group of activists called ACT UP decides to push the  government into action. One of them knows he's dying and he wants his death to really and truly mean something. A unique and quite moving look at a then underserved community. It sounds grim but it really isn't. Nahuel Pérez Biscayart & Arnaud Valois lead a young cast that crackles with energy.

The Conversation   Tue   16/8   BBC2 @ 23.15

Harry's a surveillance expert and he's got a new job. But the work is getting to him and his paranoia is at an all time high due to past events. Francis Ford Coppola's 1974 thriller is a stunner.  A post Watergate classic seeped in the pervading atmosphere of a broken country. Gene Hackman is spectacular as a man coming apart at the seams and the late John Cazale as his partner is as always magnificent. A nerve shredding way to end a tuesday.

Count Yorga, Vampire   Wed   17/8   Talking Pictures TV @ 00.05

Count Yorga has moved from Bulgaria to the sunny climes of California but he isn't going to be getting any type of sun tan. His neighbours think he has mystical abilities and invite him into their life, not knowing his true nature. 52 years old and a lot better than it sounds, it's an oddly funny and unsettling watch that mostly avoids the usual vampire film cliches and is all the better for it. Robert Quarry as the man with the fangs is an effective lead.

Hard Target   Wed   17/8   TCM @ 21.00

Criminals are hunting homeless men in New Orleans for sport and there's only one man who can stop them. JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME. And his awesome mullet. Made in 1993, it was John Woo's first American film and its still his best. Great cheesy fun, hilariously quotable dialogue, crunching fight scenes and some lovely Louisiana scenery. Did I mention the mullet? It's awesomeness cannot be overestimated.

The Assistant   Wed   17/8   Film4 @ 23.00

Jane dreams of a career in film making but first she has to pay her dues as an assistant to a powerful movie executive. As her day moves on she's sensing something ugly in her workplace and then... An angering and timely look at the insidious nature of workplace abuse and the power imbalances that allow bad people to behave that way with impunity. Julia Garner is a strong lead.

Empire Of The Sun   Thur   18/8   BBC4 @ 21.00

Shanghai in 1941 isn't the best place to be as young Jim Graham finds out when the Japanese army invades China and he's separated from his parents. All he has to get by is his ingenuity and a fierce will to survive. Steven Spielberg's adaptation of J.G. Ballard's novel is one of his most underrated films, an epic and yet intimate look at the horrors of war from the point of view of a child whose innocence is about to vanish. Christian Bale & John Malkovich are both superb.

Saint Frances   Thur   18/8   Film4 @ 23.15

Bridget's dreams of writing for a living haven't come to fruition so she takes a job babysitting wee Frances. But issues in her own personal life are making her newest employment difficult. A funny, compassionate and often bittersweet look at the problems women deal with in today's society. A tale that's told with a lovely light touch from writer and star Kelly O'Sullivan.

Point Break   Fri   19/8   BBC1 @ 22.40

Johnny Utah, a young FBI agent, finds himself undercover with a pack of surfers while investigating bank robberies. The surfing life is enticing though. Kathryn Bigalow's 1991 thriller is a hell of an entertaining couple of hours. A tense, fast moving thriller that inevitably turns vicious near the end & also an interesting look into a subculture still not that well known over here. Keanu Reeves does his best Keanu Reeves but Patrick Swayze as Bodhi is mighty.

The Invisible Man   Fri   19/8   ITV @ 22.45

She's on the run from an abusive relationship and she's ready to fight for her life. But how does Cecilia fight against an enemy she cannot see? This modern day adaptation of H.G. Wells's famous novel is a highly effective and terrifying psychological horror thriller that gleans it's scares from it's gaslighting villain and clever film-making that leaves you never quite sure if you've seen what you thought you saw. Elisabeth Moss is an excellent heroine.

The Toll   Fri   19/8   Film4 @ 23.10

A toll booth in Pembrokeshire, Wales is the location of death and destruction when a dangerous man makes his intentions to pass known, intentions the toll operator has an issue with and the local cop needs to prevent. 82 minutes of quirky hilarity and blood drenched carnage make for an amusing way to finish off the week. The wicked Michael Smiley and Annes Elwy lead a memorable cast.

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The Bleeder   Sat   6/8   TG4 @ 23.05

The story of Chuck Wepner, the New Jersey journeyman boxer who's once in a lifetime fight with Muhammad Ali in 1975 inspired a unknown actor by the name of Sylvester Stallone to make a little film by the name of Rocky. You've seen it all before but an absolutely charming showing from Liev Schreiber makes it really worthwhile. Elisabeth Moss, Michael Rapaport and Ron Perlman add to the fun.

Blue Steel   Sat   6/8   Film4 @ 23.05

A rookie cop called Megan Turner shoots and kills a robber during a hold up. A witness to the hold up steals the robber's gun and begins committing murders with it. All the while pursuing a relationship with Megan. Kathryn Bigelow's 1990 thriller sounds silly but it's a nerve wracking, well put together and well fleshed out story. Jamie Lee-Curtis and a creepy Ron Silver do good work. Be warned - it's rough in places.

Float Like A Butterfly   Sat   6/8   RTE1 @ 23.35

A father and daughter set off on a road trip around Ireland. 15 year old Frances is a scrapper, in awe of Muhammad Ali and she wants to show what she's made of. Her father, fresh out of jail, doesn't quite agree with her choices. This depiction of Irish traveller life is as gritty as you'd expect but there's a lot of love under it's gruff exterior and Carmel Winter's direction finds humanity and inspiration in the story. Hazel Doupe as Frances is amazing.

Sudden Fear   Sun   7/8   Talking Pictures TV @ 22.00

A writer is swept off her feet romantically by a man she once rejected in business terms. A misunderstanding leads to a plot on her life but little do the plotters realise that she knows exactly what's going on. A stylish and exciting slice of film noir that's 70 years old and still as gripping as the day it was released due to it's unpredictable storyline and a couple of wicked turns from Joan Crawford and a menacing Jack Palance.

Midnight Special   Sun   7/8   BBC2 @ 23.30

Alton is a different kind of boy and when his father sneaks him away from those who want to exploit him the U.S. government decides to get involved. Jeff Nichol's low-key sci-fi drama roadtrip movie is an intriguing watch. It's not fully successful but it will keep you watching. The cast though is top notch with Michael Shannon, Adam Driver, Kirsten Dunst & Joel Edgerton all doing impressive work in their parts.

Pitch Perfect   Mon   8/8   RTE2 @ 21.00

A freshman student called Beca is pushed into an all woman singing group and to her surprise begins to enjoy it and finally appreciates college life. Then they enter a competition. Some will be skeptical (yes you lads) but it's a film I guarantee you'll get sucked into. It's very entertaining and a brace of likable performances help immensely. Anna Kendrick, Brittany Snow and especially Rebel Wilson bring the smiles. Quirky, goofy, feelgood stuff.

The Little Stranger   Mon   8/8   Film4 @ 23.15

Just after the second world war a doctor is called to a crumbling country mansion to tend to a patient. It's a mansion his family has been long connected to and there's secrets lurking behind the walls of the old family home. Irish director Lenny Abrahamson's 2018 gothic chiller is a sedately paced affair but it's atmospheric twists and finely tuned performances from Domhnall Gleeson, Ruth Wilson and Will Poulter will hook you in fast.

Tulip Fever   Mon   8/8   BBC2 @ 23.15

Amsterdam. 400 years ago. A painting is commissioned and the painter falls in love with the woman he's working with. She's unhappily married to an older man and accepts the younger man's advances. An erotically charged drama that was caught up in the turmoil of the Weinstein arrest because of it's production company and vanished fast but it's worth discovering for yourself. A lovely looking film and Alicia Vikander and Dane DeHann do well in charge.

The Fall Of The House Of Usher   Wed   10/8   Talking Pictures TV @ 00.05

Mr Winthrop has traveled to the House of Usher to see his fiancee but her brother is against the marriage, and warns him off, telling of a family curse that will fall on their children if the wedding goes ahead. Roger Corman's atmospheric 1960 adaptation of Edgar Allen Poe's famous tale is as sinister, strange and deliciously macabre as you'd expect it to be. Mark Damon (not Matt), Myrna Fahey and the legendary Vincent Price all hit their marks.

Walk Like A Panther   Wed   10/8   Film4 @ 01.35

Their local pub is closing and the only way to make money is to return to the lycra and capes. But these folks aren't superheroes, nope, they are 80's wrestlers and aching hips and shoulders aren't going to stop them. An amusing slice of fluff and whimsy from 2018 that will make you feel nostalgic for Saturday morning television. Stephen Graham, Sue Johnston, Robbie Gee and Julian Sands are among the familiar faces having a lot of fun.

Arctic   Wed   10/8   Great! Movies Action @ 19.00

Overgård has crashed his plane in the Arctic circle and he's trying to stay alive, struggling against the cold and hunger, all the while waiting for his distress beacon to be detected. Eventually it is, but the helicopter that hears it is in trouble too. A tough survival thriller from 2018, that will leave you chilled to the core but satisfied at the way it's events play out. Mads Mikkelsen and Maria Thelma Smáradóttir don't say much but get the job done.

Blue Story   Thur   11/8   BBC3 @ 21.00

Two young boys called Timmy and Marco become friends when they meet in a Peckham school but over the next decade the addresses they live at force them to take a side against each other. Blue Story was overshadowed on release because of real life controversy but it's worth rediscovering. A raw and assured look at the utter pointlessness of gang violence. Stephen Odubola and Micheal Ward are both the real deal.

The Birds   Thur   11/8   TCM @ 23.25

Melanie Daniels has gone north from San Francisco to Bodega Bay to visit an old friend. As she arrives the birds in the sky above start acting strangely. Very strangely indeed. One of Hitchcock's most famous films is a troubling, oppressive and unnerving watch that offers no real answers to your questions and because of that it's a film that hasn't really aged a day despite being 50+ years old. Tippi Hedren and Rod Taylor do splendid work as the leads.

Comes A Horseman   Fri   12/8   TG4 @ 21.30

World War II is drawing to a close and the ranchers of the American west are fearing what the future has in store for them. One starts buying up all the land he can but two holdouts are causing trouble. A majestic and elegiac look at the line of delineation between new and old and how fear of change always causes trouble. Jason Robards, Jane Fonda and James Caan all do nicely here. Keep an eye out for a less grizzled looking Richard Farnsworth too.

Broken Law   Fri   12/8   RTE1 @ Midnight

A cop in Dublin finds his loyalties tested when his criminal brother contacts him in desperate need of a hand. Does he go with the blue of his uniform or the red of the blood that connects them? Covid kinda killed all the buzz about this on it's release in summer of 2020 but it's worth your time. There's nothing you haven't seen before but it feels authentic and strong performances from Tristan Heanue, Graham Earley, John Connors and Gemma-Leah Devereaux keep it speeding along.

14 films on TV this week to enjoy

Man Up   Sat   30/7   BBC1 @ 23.20

A woman, sick & tired of love, finds herself mistaken for a blind date and decides to just go along with it to see what happens. A romcom but one that is pleasant and not sickly, one about people you will actually care about and not want to see go up in flames. This is all down to the lovely Lake Bell and Simon Pegg and the chemistry between them. Throw in a few big laughs and a few scenes you'll watch through your fingers and it's a grand way to spend 90 mins.

A Midnight Clear   Sat   30/7   RTE2 @ 23.45

1944. The Ardennes, the Battle of the Bulge. Six young American soldiers are sent on a recon mission to gather information. Near their camp are young German soldiers. German soldiers who see the writing on the wall. A powerful anti war tale that will make you despair at the utter pointlessness of violence while making you believe in the power of plain talking. Ethan Hawke, Gary Sinise and Peter Berg all do strong, believable work.

Kubo And The Two Strings   Sun   31/7   E4 @ 08.40

Kubo is living a happy life in his village when a horror from the past sends him off on a mission to follow in his father's footsteps. From 2016 comes a fine slice of animated fun that was sadly overlooked on it's initial release but if you give it a chance you'll love it. It's full to the brim with imagination, action and flat out beauty. First rate voice acting from Charlize Theron & Ireland's own Art Parkinson adds to the joy.

The Towering Inferno   Sun   31/7   ITV4 @ 09.35

The world's tallest building has just opened in San Francisco and the city's rich and famous are partying on top. Little do they know that the man in charge of all the electronics below them has been cutting corners. Probably the best disaster film of the 1970's and an exciting way to start off your day. This one actually contains characters you won't want to see perish for once. Paul Newman, Steve McQueen, Faye Dunaway, Jennifer Jones and Fred Astaire stand out in a star packed cast.

Maze   Sun   31/7   RTE1 @ 21.30

The IRA inmates of the Maze prison in Long Kesh have had enough. They want out. Nothing or no one is going to get in their way. The true story of Europe's biggest jailbreak is a desperately tense tale even when you know what's going to happen. Claustrophobic, suspenseful, scary and upsetting stuff for sure but a fantastic Irish cast lead by Tom Vaughn Lawlor and Barry Ward make it a very watchable Sunday night movie.

Shot Caller   Sun   31/7   Film4 @ 23.25

A stupid decision at a restaurant changes the course of Harlan's life and when he ends up in prison he has to make a decision that will change his family's life forever. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau does solid work in a damning indictment of the US penal system, a place where rehabilitation is a mere theory and violence is the only currency. A tough but worthwhile film. Lake Bell, Jon Bernthal and a scary Holt McCallany offer hefty support.

30 Days Of Night   Mon   1/8   The Horror Channel @ 22.45

Vampires descend on a small Alaskan town that is engulfed in darkness for the winter months. Things get bad fast. A full blooded roar of a horror film. As far from  the likes of Twilight as a vampire movie can get.Vicious, terrifying stuff. If you are easily freaked out don't apply but if you like your scares red raw and dripping you'll love it. Melissa George and Josh Hartnett are likeable leads but Danny Huston in a wordless role owns the film.

Apocalypse Now : Final Cut   Mon   1/8   BBC2 @ 23.15

Captain Willard has been tasked with going up the Nùng River to terminate a rogue American Colonel with extreme prejudice. What he sees on his journey will stay with him and you forever. Apocalypse Now is a nightmarish, drug fueled masterpiece. A harrowing, troubling, hilarious & psychotic look into the dark heart of man. If you haven't seen it yet I'm really jealous. Martin Sheen, Marlon Brando, Larry Fishburne, Robert Duvall, Frederic Forrest and Dennis Hopper will all amaze you.

Bad Dreams   Tue   2/8   Talking Pictures TV @ 01.40

An entire cult has immolated themselves and only one young girl survives but she's been in a coma for over a decade. She awakes a grown woman but terrifying flashbacks are plaguing her. Then the people around her start to die. An underrated 80's chiller that's built a (heh) cult following in the last few years and it's made worthwhile by a surreal, unsettling storyline and a villainous turn from the always unnerving Richard Lynch as a bad guy who'll pop up in your nightmares.

Monte Walsh   Thu   4/8   Great! Movies Action @ 15.40

Monte is an aging cowboy realising that he doesn't have a place in the world anymore due to the rapid pace at which the west is changing. A beautiful and tragic tale of loss and alienation, themes often touched upon in the western genre but here they suit proceedings to a tee. Lee Marvin aces the title role and gets fine support from Jeanne Moreau and western stalwarts Jack Palance and Mitchell Ryan.

Some Like It Hot   Thu   4/8   BBC4 @ 22.15

Joe and Jerry have just witnessed the St. Valentine's Day massacre and now they're running for their lives. To get out of town they disguise themselves as women and join an all woman music troupe heading for Florida. A classic that truly lives up to the hype. It's a scream, hysterical in parts and touching in others. Marilyn Monroe, Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis are all on fire. It's just a perfect movie.

A Good Woman Is Hard To Find   Thu   4/8   The Horror Channel @ 22.55

Sarah's been having a tough time of it. Her husband was murdered and the PSNI don't seem to care why it happened or who did it. Then criminality enters the place she and her son call home. That's the last straw. If you've a weak constitution you might want to give Abner Pastoll's Belfast set thriller a miss because it's extremely violent in parts but it's also a tense, stylish and very well acted movie with Sarah Bolger nailing the lead.

Rose Plays Julie   Fri   5/8   RTE1 @ 22.35

While studying to be a vet a young woman called Rose decides to track down the woman who gave birth to her and then gave her up for adoption. She finds her living in London, but the woman, an actress called Ellen, doesn't want to know her.  Ann Skelly and Orla Brady are both fantastic in a haunting, well thought out story that goes to some black places that some people might have issues with.

The Incident   Fri   5/8   Talking Pictures TV @ 23.30

Two Bronx hoodlums are looking for trouble and they find it onboard the southbound Lexington Avenue express heading through the New York night. The passengers just want to get home unharmed but they've a long journey ahead of them. Martin Sheen's movie debut is a dark and troubling watch, that nowadays might seem cliched in parts but a hell of an ensemble cast keep it all very compelling.

15 films on TV to delve into this week

The Great Debaters   Sat   23/7   TG4 @ 21.30

A debating squad made up of African American students set out to show off their prowess in their chosen field. Unfortunately they lived in the American south of the 1930's and the Jim Crow laws are hampering their efforts. It's a familiar tale but a hefty cast led by Denzel Washington and Forest Whitaker and a touching and humane storyline will ensure you'll stay an audience to the film's sadly still topical discourse.  

Afraid Of the Dark   Sat   23/7   Talking Pictures TV @ 23.00

A young boy is losing his sight and his only way to deal with what he's facing is to spy on people and let his imagination run riot wondering what they get up to. Then he starts seeing something monstrous praying on the blind people in his town. A bleak and creepy trip into the mind of a child facing something truly life altering. It's odd, a bit surreal, but it's atmospheric as hell and Ben Keyworth as the lead gets the job done.

Sputnik   Sat   23/7   Film4 @ 23.15

Russia, The early 80's. Two cosmonauts witness something strange outside their craft. Only one returns to Earth and he's being studied by a psychiatrist called Tatyana and she's about to have a strange aul time of it. A sombre looking slice of sci-fi that turns into something far more exciting and crunchy than it's exterior would lead you to believe. Oksana Akinshina and Pyotr Fyodorov work well together.

Escape From Alcatraz   Sun   24/7   BBC2 @ 00.30

In 1962 a prisoner called Frank Morris was sitting in his prison cell on Alcatraz island and he had itchy feet. He had a plan but was it a clever one or a one way ticket to a watery death? Don Siegel's 1979 thriller is a very entertaining watch, lean, taut, tense and surprisingly humorous in places. Patrick McGoohan's prison warden is a vile piece of work and Clint Eastwood as Frank does his cool as a cucumber routine to fine effect.

The Mask Of Zorro   Sun   24/7   RTE2 @ 18.00

Don Vega has waited a long time to get revenge for the death of his wife and plans to do so with the help of a man named Alejandro. Alejandro just needs to be tidied up a bit first. Martin Campbell's 1998 action comedy is an ideal Sunday evening film. Funny, lovely looking, tense, heartfelt, romantic and very very exciting. Antonio Banderas, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Anthony Hopkins all work wonderfully together.

The Mule   Sun   24/7   BBC1 @ 22.30

An elderly man is hired by a Mexican cartel to smuggle drugs across the border because the cops won't look twice at him. He turns out to be rather good at his job. Of course he does, he's played by Clint Eastwood for god sake. The man himself proves he still has what it takes in an enjoyable slice of wish fulfillment. It's far from perfect but its a fun way to pass a couple of hours. Dianne Wiest adds a touch of class to proceedings.

The American Friend   Mon   25/7   Film4 @ 01.20

Tom Ripley is a criminal living in Hamburg. Jonathan Zimmerman is a dying picture framer living in the same city. One day they meet...and you can find out the rest yourself. Wim Wender's 1977 adaptation of Patricia Highsmith's novel Ripley's Game is a stunner. A brooding, stylish and slow burning thriller that's definitely worth recording because it's on at stupid o'clock. Dennis Hopper does Ripley justice but Bruno Ganz is the one to watch here.

Revolutionary Road   Mon   25/7   BBC2 @ 23.15

April and Frank are a very unhappily married couple in 1950's America. The social mores of the day force them to keep their frayed marriage a secret and we bear witness to an unspoken side of the American dream. A tough and quietly devastating adaption of a 1960's novel of the same name. Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio reunite here and both give their all. It's as far from Titanic as you'll get though.

Valerie   Tue   26/7   TCM @ 19.15

Set during a murder trial in the old west, three very different testimonies are heard but which one is the truthful version? An unusual blend, a mystery western noir with a touch of Rashomon would be one way to describe it. Sterling Hayden and Anita Ekberg are believable leads, Hayden his usual briary persona and Ekberg as a woman who isn't what she seems. Or is she? Or is he? Or are they? What? Who knows? Where? Who? Huh? A compelling and surprising film.

Burnt Offerings   Wed   27/7   Talking Pictures TV @ 00.05

The Rolf's have rented a big country mansion for the summer for a bargain price. There's a catch of course. The owner's mother is there and they have to look after her. Easy enough you'd think. Wrong. Made during that golden era of American 70's horror cinema this agreeably creepy tale is one worth rediscovering and it's cast of Oliver Reed, Karen Black, Burgess Meredith and Bette Davis ensure you'll have a fun time doing so.

Mary, Queen Of Scots   Wed   27/7   BBC1 @ 22.50

Mary Stuart has become the Queen of Scotland. Her cousin Elizabeth is the Queen of England and is worried about Mary's claim to her throne. A worry that sets in motion a dark chapter in British history. Purists will whinge about inaccuracies in the story but when you have Saoirse Ronan and Margot Robbie both doing masterful work in a lovingly depicted past who cares? Be warned, some scenes will disturb

Come To Daddy   Thu   28/7   Film4 @ 02.00

Life is tough for Norvel Greenwood. Adulthood has not turned out the way he thought it would and when he takes a trip into the wilderness to reconnect with his long estranged father things really go off the rails. Once a week in this list there'll be a film that will offend some and here's this week's. But those who stick with it will be rewarded with an effective and blackly comic look at life's stranger relationships. Elijah Wood rocks the main role.

Whatever Happened To Baby Jane   Thu   28/7   BBC4 @ 21.00

Two aging sisters live together in their old, rotten Hollywood mansion and wage psychological warfare on each other as their mental and physical health deteriorates. Sounds depressing doesn't it. It's not. It's a crowd pleaser packed full of black humour and some of the most extreme sibling rivalry you'll ever see. Bette Davis & Joan Crawford are amazing as the sisters. 

The Last Right   Fri   29/7   RTE1 @ 22.35

A conversation on a plane has placed Daniel Murphy in a tricky situation. He's left with the body of a man he's known for only a few hours and he has to deliver him to his final resting place. An agreeable Irish comedy that will make you smile more than it makes you laugh but it's many touching moments give it plenty of heart. Michael Huisman, Niamh Algar and the mighty Colm Meaney do nice work.

Escape From New York   Fri   29/7   Film4 @ 23.55

Manhattan in the future is a walled off and scary place as Snake Plissken finds out when he's tasked to get in there and rescue the President who's plane has crashed. John Carpenter's cult thriller is a magnificent piece of escapism and while it may be dated ( the future is 2001) it's still excellent fun and has a wicked cast including Kurt Russell, Adrienne Barbeau, Donald Pleasance and Lee Van Cleef who are all on form.

14 films on tv this week to keep you out of that hot hell outside

Ad Astra   Sat   16/7   CH4 @ 21.00

It's the late 21st century. Earth is being struck by a strange power surge from beyond the stars and an astronaut heads into the great unknown in search of an answer. An answer to many things. James Gray's 2019 sci-fi drama opens on an epic scale and builds towards something far more intimate. It will annoy some but others will get sucked into it's strange quest. Brad Pitt, Limerick's own Ruth Negga and Tommy Lee Jones do fine work here.

Music Box   Sat   16/7   Talking Pictures TV @ 21.05

Ann Talbot is troubled. She's a defense attorney and she's about to take on her hardest case. She'll be defending her father, the man she adores, a man who's just been accused of committing atrocity during World War II. An interesting and strongly acted look at the rippling effects of violence that continue long after the bloodshed has stopped. Jessica Lange and Armin Mueller-Stahl work well together.

Spanglish   Sat   16/7   RTE2 @ 22.30

Flor has left Mexico looking for a better life for her and her daughter. She becomes a housekeeper for the Closky's. John is easy going, Deborah is the opposite. A rarity of a film, an Adam Sandler movie that's heartfelt and moving instead of mean spirited. A film about family and the joys of cross cultural friendship. Plus it has the recipe for one of the best sandwiches ever. Tea Leoni and Paz Vega are excellent too.

Little Women   Sun   17/7   CH4 @ 18.50

Jo March is in New York struggling to get her first novel published. A novel very much influenced by her childhood and her family back in Concord, Massachusetts. Greta Gerwig's 2019 adaptation of Louisa May Alcott's famous novel is an absolute success. Once you get used to the time skipping narrative you'll be pulled into a story that's 150 years old but still universal. Saoirse Ronan, Florence Pugh, Laura Dern and Meryl Streep are all superb.

Blade Runner 2049   Sun   17/7   BBC1 @ 22.30

Los Angeles. 29 years from now. A Blade Runner called K follows a lead to a farm and discovers something that could change human/android relationships forever. No one expected a belated sequel to the 1982 original to be any good but it really gets the job done. Stylish, intriguing, brutal, upsetting and in places quite beautiful looking. Ryan Gosling, Ana De Armas, Edward James Olmos and Harrison Ford all hit their mark.

American Woman   Sun   17/7   Film4 @ 23.05

A young mother has gone missing in a rural part of Pennsylvania and it's understandably taking it's toll on her mother Deb who's going out of her mind trying to figure out what's happening. A harsh watch about the parts of America you rarely if ever hear about and how poverty and lack of choice locks people into making terrible decisions. You won't enjoy it but a powerful turn from a never better Sienna Miller will keep you watching.

Buried   Mon   18/7   CH4 @ 00.55

An American truck driver in Iraq is kidnapped and wakes up buried in a coffin. All he has is a cigarette lighter and a mobile phone. His air is running out fast. Can he escape in time? If you are in anyway claustrophobic I'd advise you avoid Buried like the plague but if you think you'll be able for it, it's a suspenseful and quite terrifying little tale. Ryan Reynolds carries the entire film on his shoulders and does a first rate job.

Destroyer   Mon   18/7   TG4 @ 21.30

Undercover work years before has taken it's toll physically and psychologically on Erin Bell and when a face from the past appears she takes a chance to exorcise her demons once and for all. Oh man, this is a gruelling look at the dark underbelly of society but an extremely committed performance from Nicole Kidman will keep you going to the bitter end. A rotten Toby Kebbell and Tatiana Maslany do good things with their parts.

Chevalier   Tue   19/7   Film4 @ 01.55

Six Greek men head out into the Aegean sea to fish and take part in a series of games that will prove who among them is the manliest of the bunch. A darkly funny and in places disturbing look into the male psyche and the ridiculous lengths men will go to to one up each other. I haven't a clue who any of the actors are but they fill the movie with naturalistic performances that compliment and sometimes ruin the beautiful scenery. 

Seraphim Falls   Tues   19/7   Great! Movies @ 22.50

The American civil war is coming to an end but the violence is far from over. A knifeman named Gideon is wounded and being chased across the wilderness by a gang of men out for revenge. Why are they chasing him though? Liam Neeson and Pierce Brosnan have gone on record saying this was the best time they ever had making a film and it shows. It's an entertaining watch, laced with dark humour and a welcome side of weirdness. Angelica Huston & Tom Noonan add to the stew.

Now, Voyager   Thur   21/7   BBC4 @ 20.45

A repressed woman escapes her mother's influence and becomes a very different person. Bette Davis is fantastic in the lead role and turns in a far subtler and nuanced performance than some of her other better known roles. A film that's dark in places, complex and wonderfully acted and full of dialogue you will know even if you haven't seen it before.  BTW it has the coolest cigarette lighting scene in film history too.

Spring   Thu   21/7   The Horror Channel @ 22.40

A disastrous personal life has Evan in a tizzy so he does a legger from the United States to Italy and it's here he meets an unusual woman called Louise and a dalliance with her makes his existence back in America look rather normal. A film you want to watch knowing as little about it as possible. It's fun, atmospheric and it will lurk in your head for a while. The fact that it's on the horror channel will clue you in. Lou Taylor Pucci and Nadia Hilker create a nice chemistry.

Robocop   Fri   22/7   ITV4 @ 22.05

After he's gunned down on his first day on the job a police officer is resurrected as a law upholding cyborg. His mission - to clean up Detroit. Paul Verhoeven's 1987 sci-fi thriller is still an amazing film. Darkly humorous, cynical, brutally violent and scarily prescient about the way society has evolved in the 35 years since it's release. Peter Weller as the man in the visor is perfect and Kurtwood Smith is a truly terrifying bad guy. 

Lawman   Fri   22/7   TG4 @ 22.30

A marshal arrives into a strange town to arrest the troublemakers who caused the death of an old man in his own town. The townsfolk aren't going to make things easy for him though. A hoary old revenge story is the basis of this blistering western and it's one that effortlessly bridges the gap between the old fashioned westerns of the 60's and the dark and violent ones of the 70's. Burt Lancaster, Lee J. Cobb, Robert Ryan and Robert Duvall, all old hands at this genre, are all in fine form.

15 films on TV this week to stop you getting sunburned

The Conjuring   Sat   9/7   BBC3 @ 21.00

The Perron's have moved into their new home but all is not well. They hire a pair of paranormal investigators to cure the sickness in their house and it isn't long before all hell breaks loose. A really effective old school haunted house film that's grounded by some super showings from Lili Taylor, Ron Livingston and Vera Farmiga. One to watch in a dark, quiet room with the curtains pulled. The best film in a franchise that went off the rails fast.

Frances   Sat   9/7   Talking Pictures TV @ 21.05

Frances Farmer. An actress. A rebel. Her's was a truly tragic tale. She marches to the beat of her own drum. She won't play the games Hollywood expects of a woman in the 1930's. She can't be trusted. She must be destroyed. Jessica Lange is astounding in a brutally upsetting true life story of institutional misogyny and power play. You won't leave this in happy form but you'll be glad you stuck with it. Sadly it's not hard to see parallels between now and then still happening.

Beautiful Boy   Sat   9/7   TG4 @ 21.35

Bill and Kate are about to have the worst day of their life. There's been a violent incident at their son's college and he wasn't just a victim.... Yup, the themes here are painfully topical and it's without a doubt a downbeat watch but it's compelling stuff that thankfully avoids showing any carnage, of the physical kind anyway, instead dwelling on the aftermath and the lingering effects no one really talks about. Maria Bello and Michael Sheen are both very effective.

Crawl   Sun   10/7   Film4 @ 21.00

Florida's about to get hit with a massive hurricane and Haley's father still hasn't left his house. She goes to find him but find him but instead finds their town flooded and the floodwaters full of alligators. Hungry alligators. Alexandre Aja's 2019 creature feature is massively over the top but it's also hugely entertaining as woman takes on nature in a battle to the death. Kaya Scodelario does well as our heroine.

A Beautiful Day In The Neighbourhood   Sun   10/7   RTE1 @ 21.30

Kindness is power. A solid message to get rid of the Glenroes on a sunday night. Mr Rogers was a famous American tv show host and when a skeptical journalist is tasked with interviewing him he discovers why America loved him. A true-ish life tale that shouldn't have worked but it does so beautifully, especially if you know the story behind it. Matthew Rhys is an admirable lead but Tom Hanks owns the film with one hell of a turn.

Thelma & Louise   Sun  10/7   BBC1 @ 22.30

A violent encounter in a nightclub parking lot sets into motion a trip across the south-western states of America that sees two women being chased by all the lawmen in the world. Ridley Scott's 1991 drama/thriller is a powerful statement about friendship between women. It's also wildly exciting, funny and quite moving. Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis are wicked leads with Harvey Keitel and Michael Madsen doing good work in the background.

Olga   Mon   11/7   CH4 @ 00.55

A wave of civil unrest is creating havoc in her home country and it's making a Ukrainian teenager's preparation for her upcoming gymnastics competition very hard to concentrate on. Olga's only 15. Life shouldn't be this hard. A tough watch, made tougher by real life events that have superceded the story onscreen but a riveting one nonetheless. Anastasiia Budiashkina, in her film debut, is excellent.

High Noon   Mon   11/7   Film4 @ 12.45

A quiet western town finds itself cowering in terror when a feared gang makes a reappearance. Only one man is brave enough to stand up to them and on his wedding day too. One of the quintessential films of the western genre & an early example of revisionism. Gary Cooper and Grace Kelly lead the film as the newly married couple and both are excellent. A gripping and exciting story all told in 85 minutes. What's not to love?

Call Northside 777   Tues   12/7   Talking Pictures TV @ 11.45

11 years after a seemingly cut and dried murder case wraps up the prisoner's mother, pleading that her son is innocent, puts up a reward for new info, prompting a reporter into the case again. At first it looks like the right verdict was met, until.... The great James Stewart leads this unusual and rather gripping blend of documentary style drama and film noir and does a fine job of course. Kasia Orzazewski and Lee J. Cobb offer nice support.

The Terminator   Tues   12/7   ITV4 @ 21.00

A killer robot from the future stalks a woman to kill her for reasons unknown. The synopsis always sounds silly but it is one of the best action film's, no sorry, best film's ever made. It's just perfect. Lean. Not a second wasted. A masterclass in tension and action and economical storytelling. Linda Hamilton hits the spot as Sarah Connor but Arnold Schwarzenegger is the boss here. I'm so jealous of anyone who hasn't seen it yet.

Lucy In The Sky   Wed   13/7   Film4 @ 21.00

Lucy's been to space and back and it's had a profound effect on her physically and psychologically. Normal life isn't enough for her anymore. Her husband isn't doing it for her either. She needs to get back into the black. A drama from 2019 that won't be for everyone but it's interesting approach to it's story and a hefty performance from Natalie Portman will keep you going until the end.

The Ladykillers   Thur   14/7   TCM @ 15.05

A motley crew of criminals pretend to be musicians so they can kill a little old lady and rob a bank. Things do not go to plan. Not one bit. Another classic from Ealing studios and one of the funniest English films ever made. A film that will make you laugh, proper big belly laughs. It's so much fun and with a killer cast to boot. Alec Guinness in the lead just nails it, and why wouldn't he be with top notch backing from Peter Sellers and Herbert Lom.

Florence Foster Jenkins   Thur   14/7   BBC4 @ 23.35

Florence Foster Jenkins was a rich New York heiress who only wanted one thing from life - to perform her songs onstage at Carnegie Hall. There was one issue though, Florence was a terrible singer. An amusing and surprisingly moving look at what can be achieved when you have enough money. Meryl Streep is tremendous as the eponymous character, I really wish she'd do more comedy. Simon Helberg and Hugh Grant as the men in her life do satisfying work too.

The Bridge To Terabithia   Fri   15/7   Great! Movies @ 16.30

Jesse and Leslie become fast friends when she moves in next door to him. Soon their childhood imaginations are running riot and the kingdom of Terabithia is created. Real life is sadly never far away though. A little beaut of a movie, one full of lessons about life, both the lovely and tragic sides of it. Anna Sophia Robb and Josh Hutcherson are both amiable leads. Be warned, this could/might/will upset you.

The Field   Fri   15/7   RTE1 @ 22.40

A field in 1960's Connemara becomes the catalyst for murder and heartbreak in this film version of the famous John B. Keane play. A staggering look into the dark heart of Irish country life and our primal ties to the land. Richard Harris gives a career best performance as the Bull McCabe, a one man force of nature and gets strong support from an almost silent Brenda Fricker, John Hurt and a very fresh faced Sean Bean.

15 films on TV this week to keep you in out of the rain

About Schmidt   Sat   2/7   TG4 @ 21.35

Schmidt is feeling adrift after his retirement and a tragic loss so he heads off on a trip to see his daughter and convince her not to make the mistakes he made. Alexander Payne's 2002 comedy drama won't be for everyone but if you can get on the same wavelength as the film's rather unlikable eponymous character you'll enjoy yourself. Jack Nicholson does seriously heavy lifting in the main role and the always brilliant Kathy Bates does wonders too.

The Void   Sat   2/7   The Horror Channel @ 22.50

A sheriff finds a man covered in blood on a lonely lane and brings him to hospital. Things get crazy fast. And gory. Oh so gory. This low budget 2016 horror thriller is a fun watch filled with inventive scares and some lovingly created practical special effects. If you are in anyway squeamish please do not watch! Or challenge yourself and go for it. Things happen to eyeballs and intestines that you'll never forget. The unknown cast do impressive work too.

Thirteen Days   Sat   2/7   RTE1 @ 23.15

October 1962. America learns of Russian plans to install nuclear weapons in Cuba. Then president John Fitzgerald Kennedy and his advisors must come up with a plan to curtail the danger these weapons pose without starting a world war. Even when you know things worked out ok it's still a tense and compulsive look at a terrifying time in world history. Bruce Greenwood, Kevin Costner and Steven Culp do fine work in a strong history lesson.

The Mummy   Sun   3/7   ITV4 @ 20.00

Cursed words are spoken aloud and the evil Imhotep arises from his tomb looking for the woman he loved thousands of years past. Only a brigand, a librarian and her weedy brother can stop him now in a battle that rages across the sands of Egypt. Stephen Sommers' 1999 blend of horror, action and comedy is a joy to watch, a perfect blend of scares and laughter with Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz and Arnold Vosloo all adding to the fun.

Dunkirk   Sun   3/7   BBC2 @ 21.00

Hitler has England beaten back to the coast of France. With their backs to the water there's nothing to do but wait to be rescued. Will the cavalry arrive on time? Christopher Nolan's 2017 war film is a good one, a tale both epic and intimate about terrified young men and the people coming to save their skins. Cillian Murphy, Barry Keoghan, Mark Rylance and Harry Styles among many others all play their parts well.

X The Unknown   Mon   4/7   Talking Pictures TV @ 15.30

A group of soldiers on patrol in Scotland find something dark, dangerous and bubbling in a crack in the earth. Scientists begin to investigate and bizarre theories are thrown around. From the pen of the prolific Jimmy Sangster comes an imaginative and unsettling slice of sci-fi that shows once again that less is always more when it comes to low budget movie making. Leo McKern and Dean Jagger are an effective central pairing.

Metal Heart   Mon   4/7   RTE1 @ 22.40

Twin sisters Emma and Chantal could not be more different if they tried. Emma is quiet, confused about life and channels her energy into her music. Chantal is adored by all, loves a party and has her future all planned out. Hugh O'Conor's debut feature film is a charmer, a funny and heartfelt look at growing up. Some lovely Dublin locations and effective turns from Jordanne Jones, Aaron Heffernan and Moe Dunford ensure you'll like this.

Cold War   Tue   5/7   Film4 @ 02.10

Wiktor is a musical director. Zula is a singer. They meet at work and fall for each other in post war Poland. Life is hard and they plan to defect to the west. But that's easier said than done. A stark and bittersweet love story that deftly portrays the lengths people will go to when they've fallen hard for someone. You'll probably feel awful when it's over but stunning turns from Joanna Kulig and Tomasz Kot will keep you watching.

Cold Creek Manor   Tues   5/7   Great! Movies @ 21.00

The Tilson's have moved to the country from the Big Apple and they've bought a big farm house to enjoy life in. But if you've ever seen a thriller or a horror you know that ain't going to happen. Mike Figgis's 2003 tale is a familiar one full of cliche but it's so well done and polished up you won't mind. Dennis Quaid and Sharon Stone do nice work as a father and mother who'll stand tall for their brood.

Gangster Squad   Thur   7/7   ITV4 @ 23.30

Totally ignored on it's release Gangster Squad is a brutal, pulpy and entertaining story of cops vs gangsters set in post war Los Angeles and it's well worth a watch. John O'Meara (My Da's name, I got a great kick out of this) played by Josh Brolin in full on tough guy mode, builds a team of cops to take down arch criminal Mickey Cohen. Bullets, blood and hard boiled dialogue fly across the screen. Just ignore it's rather loose take on historical fact and you'll be fine.

Lords Of Chaos   Thur   7/7   Film4 @ 01.15

In the early 90's the young men of Oslo took their metal music very seriously and efforts to one up each other led to a crime spree that made worldwide news. At the centre of it all were musicians Øystein Aarseth and Kristian Vikarnes. A true story so bonkers it will seem like fiction, laced with treacle black humour and some almost unwatchable bloodshed. It's not for the faint of heart but solid acting from Rory Culkin and Jack Kilmer add lightness to it.

The Wife   Thur   7/7   BBC4 @ 22.55

A writer called Joe is about to face the highlight of his literary existence and his wife Joan has sacrificed it all, her dreams, her work, her friends, to get him to this position in life. And now she's had enough. A powerful watch led by a stunner of a performance from Glenn Close as a woman who's had it up to *here* with the nonsense men can get away with. Jonathan Pryce as Joe puts in a mighty shift too.

Garage   Fri   8/7   Film4 @ 02.20

Josie lives a slow and solitary life in a small village in Offaly. One day a chance of friendship rears it's head but it doesn't take long for things to go sideways. Pat Shortt is a revelation in Lenny Abrahamson's quietly devastating tale of rural isolation. It sounds grim but it's a painfully real film that deserves to be seen. Anne-Marie Duff plays one of Josie's few friends and offers some respite from the darkness.

The Old Man And The Gun   Fri   8/7   RTE2 @ 22.30

Forrest Tucker knows life is catching up on him and so he decides to go out with a bang, escaping from jail, robbing banks and falling in love one last time. The last leading role of Robert Redford's before he retired from acting is a special one, wistful, nostalgic, full of reminders of why he's been famous for six decades now. The story itself is simple, elegant and well told and a lovely showing from Sissy Spacek gives it soul.

Pat Garrett And Billy The Kid   Fri   8/7   TG4 @ 22.35

Pat Garrett and William H. Bonney. Old friends and now new enemies. Garrett has taken the side of the law and he's chasing Bonney out of Lincoln county. Sam Peckinpah's 1973 western is a thing of beauty. A revisionist look at one of the Wild West's best known legends that never shies away from the brutality of outlaw life while paradoxically leaning into the romance of it all. Kris Kristofferson and James Coburn lead a cast absolutely packed with recognisable genre faces.

14 films to watch on TV this week

Borg V McEnroe   Sat   25/6   BBC2 @ 22.30

The year is 1980. The venue is Wimbledon. Bjorn Borg is king of the tennis world. 1980 could be his 5th consecutive victory. But a fiery American named John McEnroe is making waves. It's a little cheesy but it's a diverting look at a sporting rivalry that captured the imagination of the world and it's a film that you'll have fun with even if you don't get on with the sport it's about. Sverrir Gudnason and Shia LaBeouf both have a good time in the lead roles.

The Howling   Sat   25/6   The Horror Channel @ 23.00

After a traumatic incident a reporter goes to a mountain resort to relax and recover and here she discovers things are far from normal. An 80's horror classic that starts off creepy and ends up terrifying. Dee Wallace is a brilliant lead and the film is an absolute treat for film fans as it's packed full of in-jokes and famous faces from genre films. Plus Rick Baker's special effects rival any CGI you see in modern movies.

Attack The Block   Sat   25/6   Film4 @ 23.30

Guy Fawkes night. A council estate in south London. A mugging is prevented when a strange object falls from the sky. Now victim and villain must team up to fight something.....else. Joe Cornish's 2011 hybrid of comedy, science fiction and horror is a whole load of fun, tense in places, hilarious in others and with a cast led by Jodie Whittaker and John Boyega who all sell their parts perfectly.

The Thomas Crown Affair   Sun   26/6   5Star @ 22.55

Thomas Crown is a man who loves to steal. Catherine Banning is a woman who loves to get back what's stolen. One day they meet and oh my do sparks fly. John McTiernan's 1999 remake of the 1968 classic is enjoyable as hell and it easily recaptures the chemistry of the original courtesy of two compelling performances from a smouldering Rene Russo and a never more charming Pierce Brosnan.

God's Own Country   Sun   26/6   CH4 @ 23.55

Johnny Saxby despises his rural Yorkshire life and numbs himself with drink and anonymous sex. One day a Romanian farmhand named Gheorghe arrives and Johnny sees a chance for something new. This 2017 drama is a powerful watch, an earthy but moving paean to the wonders of love and taking chances. Josh O'Connor and Alec Secareanu both do phenomenal work while Ian Hart is aces in support.

The Red House   Mon   27/6   Talking Pictures TV @ 02.05

A teenage girl lives with her adoptive parents who've raised her since she was a baby. Now 15 years later she wants to explore the world and the building in the woods near her home that she's been warned away from has caught her eye. Edward G. Robinson, Allene Roberts & Judith Anderson provide serious heft to a murky and unsettling tale of past horror and it's rippling effects.

Tigerland   Mon   27/6   TG4 @ 21.30

A young infantry recruit training for Vietnam in 1971 Louisiana tries to fight back against the system but the system is having none of it. Here is the film that made Colin Farrell a star. He's just magnetic in the role of the rebellious Boz and IMO no film since has used his potential as much as this one did. An excellent evocation of a very turbulent period. Watch out for Michael Shannon & Shea Whigham in early roles.

Enemy Of The State   Mon   27/6   ITV4 @ 23.25

A murder is accidentally caught on film and when the evidence is slipped to a lawyer without his knowledge, he finds himself running for his life while trying to uncover a conspiracy that reaches the higher echelons of Washington politics. Will Smith and Tony Scott combine their talents to give us a winning Saturday night watch. It's exciting, it's funny and it all leads to a satisfying climax. Gene Hackman, Regina King, Jason Lee, Lisa Bonet and many many more all do well.

Marie Antoinette   Tue   28/6   Great! Movies @ 03.40

A 14 year old girl from Austria is married to the future king of France to seal an alliance between the two countries. It is a life she is not ready for. Sofia Coppola's 2006 film is a feast for the senses and a dazzling look at the woman who supposedly uttered "Let them eat cake". Kirsten Dunst makes the eponymous role her own and is ably supported by a cast packed too full of famous faces to even begin to name.

Under The Skin   Tue   28/6   Film4 @ 23.10

There's a woman luring the men of Glasgow into her van with temptations of the flesh and well...... I'll be honest, you just have to see it for yourself. Jonathan Glazer's 2013 film is one that defies description. It's a haunting, terrifying, sensual and mesmerising tale that will worm it's way into your head and mingle with your dreams for weeks to come. Scarlet Johannson carries the film with a brave, deeply unsettling turn.

Death Race   Thu   30/6   ITV4 @ 23.15

In the near future (actually 2012!) prisoners with life sentences are forced to take part in murderous armoured car races for the entertainment of the televisual masses. One man decides to buck the system. Add a ridiculous concept, a dash of carnage, an agreeable Jason Statham performance and a barnstorming turn from Joan Allen as a prison warden and you get an agreeable 2 hrs of crash, bang, wallop.

Imitation Of Life   Fri   1/7   TCM @ 16.45

Sarah Jane has a secret and it's tearing her apart. She's an African American woman who can pass for white and in 1950's America it ensures an easier life for her. But what of the people she's left behind? Douglas Sirk's intense and emotional drama about race and class may be 63 years old but it still packs a hell of a punch. Susan Kohner, Juanita Moore and Lana Turner are truly wonderful in their parts.

House Of Whipcord   Fri   1/7   Talking Pictures TV @ 23.00

A model is arrested for indecency when her photographer boyfriend displays a photo of her at an exhibition. She finds solace with a sympathetic friend but soon realises she's stumbled into a hellish place. Pete Walker's psychological horror drama from 1974 is still disturbing 48 years after it's release. A grim and brooding treatise on morality and those who wish to police it. Penny Irving is a solid lead.

Finding Your Feet   Fri   1/7   RTE1 @ 22.40

A woman's retirement plans are blown to hell when she discovers her marriage is a long term sham and she legs it to London to stay with her sister. To say they are chalk and cheese is an understatement. This gentle comedy drama works because of it's realistic central pairing and watching Imelda Staunton and Celia Imrie tearing strips off each other is good craic, but there's plenty of heart behind the barbs too. Timothy Spall and Joanna Lumley in support add a lot.

15 films on TV this week to absorb into your eyeballs

Prince Of Darkness   Sat  18/6   The Horror Channel @ 21.00

Strangeness abounds in the basement of a Los Angeles church when a priest, a professor and a bunch of his students investigate something supernatural that's been found there. Danger lies within and soon enough outside too. John Carpenter's 1987 horror isn't one of his best but there's a whole lot of chaotic fun to be had here along with some really bizarre imagery. Donald Pleasance leads a game cast.

Ready Or Not   Sat   18/6   Film4 @ 23.40

Grace is about to be married to Alex, a member of the wildly wealthy Le Domas family, a rich, seemingly normal family. She gets invited to their estate to meet them and discovers they... well they are odder than she thought. A brilliantly enjoyable horror comedy from 2019 that earns it's 18 certificate with ease. Ready Or Not is one to go into cold so just lie back and enjoy the madness. Samara Weaving, Andy McDowell and Henry Czerny all add nicely to the mix.

Ghosts Of Mississippi   Sun   19/6   RTE1 @ 00.40

In 1963 Medgar Evers was fatally shot in the back by a white supremacist called Byron De La Beckwith. It being the deep south the murderer was found not guilty but Medgar's widow Myrlie wasn't giving up on justice. This true life tale is a harsh watch with James Woods very convincing (cough) as a hate filled bigot. Alec Baldwin leads the film as a prosecutor but it's Whoopi Goldberg's poignant turn as Myrlie that will stay with you.

Philomena   Sun   19/6   BBC1 @ 22.30

A woman searching for her long lost son hires a journalist to help her take on the might of the catholic church who forced her, as a teen, to give up her child. A heartbreaking true story about corruption and motherly love with an immense performance from Judi Dench in the title role. An upsetting, angry and poignant watch that still finds time for a touch of some much needed laughter amongst the rage.

Like Father, Like Son   Mon   20/6   Film4 @ 01.30

Ryōta , a Japanese architect, loves his job. So much so he's neglecting his wife and son, a son that he's about to find something out about that will change his family's life for good. A profound mediation on family and love and the invisible ties that bind us all and also an insight into the sides of Japanese culture that western audiences may be baffled by. Masaharu Fukuyama and Machiko Ono are strong leads.

Boy Erased   Mon   20/6   TG4 @ 21.30

Jared's a gay college student who just wants to be happy but living in the deep south and having a religious family makes it impossible, especially when he's sent to a conversion therapy camp. You'll probably finish this film in a vile mood but it's an important look at the horrors of fundamentalism and homophobia. Russell Crowe as Jared's father is a bit pantomime but Lucas Hedges and Nicole Kidman will break your heart.

The Bank Job   Tue   21/6   Great! Movies @ 21.00

Jason Statham. In a polo neck. In the 1960's. And he's called Terry Leather. Bank Robberies. Cups of tea. Royal porn. Toyah from Coronation Street. More cups of tea. Ham radio. A fun and tense thriller about a bank robbery in swinging 60's London and the chaos that hits in it's wake. A different type of Jason Statham film but well worth a watch. Did I mention he's called Terry Leather. Best name ever.

The Place Beyond The Pines   Tue   21/6   BBC2 @ 23.15

The existences of four men crash together in a small town tale of crime and corruption. Set over fifteen years it's a tale about the cyclical nature of life and how acts of violence have effects that take a long time to fade away. It's top flight cast includes Ryan Gosling, Mahershala Ali, Bradley Cooper, Eva Mendez and Ray Liotta who are all on mighty form. A long but gripping watch that feels like a mini series condensed into movie form. But in a good way.

The Exorcist III   Wed   22/6   The Horror Channel @ 22.55

Washington DC is being terrorised by a series of unsolved murders that are similar to the work of a dead man. An obsessed cop is on the trail and the clues are leading him to a psychiatric hospital where a different kind of patient is waiting. The second sequel to the 1973 classic is a messy affair but it's a genuinely scary and unsettling watch too. Plus it has THE best jump scare of all time. George C. Scott and Brad Dourif are a wicked pair of leads.

Honey Boy   Wed   22/6   Film4 @ 23.20

It's 1995. Otis Lort is a child actor who's star is on the rise. His father James is his manager but he's jealous of his son's success and he's a self destructive mess. Will Otis get eaten up by the twin influences in his life? A veiled biopic of star Shia LaBeouf's (he plays his father here) life. It's a tough going and eye opening look at the Hollywood machine and how it devours all that come in contact with it. LaBeouf and young Noah Jupe do powerful work as father and son.

Hell Drivers   Thu   23/6   Talking Pictures TV @ 16.30

An ex-con wants to leave crime behind so takes a job with a trucking company but it's dangerous work methods and bullying colleagues leave him wondering what exactly is the company agenda. A solid slice of British film noir from 1957 that packs it's lean running time with plenty of suspense, action and memorable characters courtesy of Stanley Baker, Patrick McGoohan, Herbert Lom and a young Sean Connery.

The African Queen   Thu   23/6   BBC4 @ 21.00

Rose is a missionary in Africa during the Great War. Her supplies are delivered by the rough and ready Charlie. Violence encroaches on her misson and she has to leave with Charlie. The pair are like chalk and cheese. And now they are alone on a boat. John Huston's 1951 comedy drama is still a highly entertaining affair. You know how it will end but all the fun here is in the journey and Katherine Hepburn and Humphrey Bogart are a great pair to spend time with.

The Thing   Thu   23/6   The Horror Channel @ 22.00

The men of a research station in Antarctica find things getting very creepy when a huskie arrives at their camp followed by the chopper that's been chasing it. John Carpenter's scifi/horror is a masterpiece of tension, paranoia and amazing practical special effects that 40 years later still put CGI to shame. Kurt Russell, Keith David, Donald Moffat and Wilford Brimley lead a cast that's second to none.

When Harry Met Sally   Fri   24/6   BBC1 @ 22.40

Harry and Sally have been friends forever. They chat first thing in the AM and last thing in the PM. They'd be fantastic together. Their friends think so. But they claim they can just be friends without other nonsense getting in the way. Rob Reiner's comedy drama is a classic. Endlessly amusing and quotable and full of moments you'll know even if you're new to the film. Meg Ryan, Billy Crystal, Carrie Fisher and Bruno Kirby are all superb.

Red Heat   Fri   24/6   Film4 @ 23.45

West and East clash in midtown Chicago when a cop-killing Russian mobster is hunted down by a hulking Moscow military agent and the wisecracking yank policeman he's teamed up with. Walter Hill's 1988 comedy thriller just nails that sweet spot of fun and crunching violence. James Belushi will annoy you but Arnold Schwarzeneggar does his usual thing wonderfully. Plus Ed O'Ross's bad guy is perfectly vicious.